I’m pissed off. I’m pissed off to no end.  This has happened to every fantasy owner on the planet. You have a team that appears to be good and yet you cannot understand why the hell it sucks so badly.  For a guy that’s placed top 3, 3 years in fantasy hoops, to be in last place is completely baffling.

The worst part is when you can’t really think of any trades that will help because you’re still under the delusion that your guys are actually good. Let’s face it man. I have a core of Brandon Roy, Monta Ellis, Kevin Garnett, Elton Brand,  and Aaron Brooks. I mean that’s gotta produce something no?

Plus I have Dalembert, Iverson, Kirilenko, Shawn Marion, Martell Webster. I give up.  Maybe my team does suck but I refuse to believe it’s bad enough to be in last place.  I guess I have to accept this fact.

I’m at the point where all I can really do is give up.  Or I can do these five things

Talk a Tremendous Amount of Shit on the Big Board

Might as well annoy all the other managers and just make fun of people to pass the time.  Nothing’s more fun that agitating the guy in first place.  Actually this is a pathetic move when I really should be working most of the day.

Masturbate More

Well think about it.  All that time you spend on the waiver wire can now be super productive in the jerk off department.  You can get in a ton more sessions.

Continue to Care and Save Face

This is the route I have taken.  I have way too much pride to see my guys finish last.  While a second half come back to finish top three is insurmountable, perhaps I can get top 5 and have some momentum going into next season.

Collude with Another Manager

Clearly I would never do this but it’d be funny to ruin the entire league with a ridiculously lopsided trade that would spark fun debates and drama for at least a week.

Not Log In to Fantasy Hoops the Rest of the Season

This one is all but impossible to do but watch how much your life changes when fantasy is out of your system.  It’s pretty insane.  Hence most guys having no clue what to do at least one month out of the year.  Unless you have a fantasy golf or hockey team.