I REALLY HOPE RAGNAR MISSED HIS FLIGHT TO NEW ORLEANS

For those of you who are thanking the good heavens that the Saints v. Vikings game is in New Orleans because they are tired of hearing that stupid horn in the Metrodome might want to pass on this video. Mascots as a whole are pretty dumb. There are a couple awesome ones, but in general I’ll take a pass. The worst part about Ragnar is he doesn’t have a birds head or something to cover his identity. Furthermore, he can make eye contact with you. That’s just wierd. I mean if I went to a Vikings game I would be petrified to make eye contact with this guy. It would either haunt my dreams or turn me to stone. The Horn is annoying enough, but now we have to put up with a masculine, yet flamboyant Viking. Ziggy Wilf has a bazillion dollars. The dude can’t buy a goddamn Viking Costume with a head! Sheesh…

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