Friday’s fun is Tara Reid.  If Tara didn’t become such a boozebag slut, I would say she is pretty smokin’. Nobody has had more athlete penis than Ms. Reid. Let’s see how these guys size up……

Tom Brady. Apparently Tom Terrific went slumming at one point too….

Jeremy Shockey. Trash + Trash = Future Sex Tape Released

Mark Philippoussis. This guy is a fuckin slut

Kyle Boller. This chump is a fuckin slut too! I swear if I just put on a uni for a day my weenpiece would be wetter than the Nile

Sergei Federov. Feds was married to Anna Kournikova, took a Tara Reid 20 second slut timeout

What we can conclude from this article is that Tara Reid is that girl that dudes in high school ran to when they needed a sure thing. All these guys are serial daters, and for the most part all have moved on to higher quality. They were probably just looking for a quick fix, and Ms. Reid is that fix for pro athletes. Gimme a damn jersey man!