APTOPIX Colts Titans Football

I’m not going to lie. This is a complete dick move. The title grabs your attention. Right now you’re saying, “Oh shit did somebody lose big??” Come on man, it’s the Colts. It’s Colts fans. Their quarterback is as pure as the snow in the Alps. Tony Dungy coached this team forever.

The playoffs got underway, and Cricket Reece and her co-worker Billy Johnson started rolling the dice. They were amped up for the playoffs. I mean this was the big time, so they decided to get crazy and throw down. The stakes…… a cup of McDonald’s hot chocolate. If the Colts beat the Ravens, Cricket would get her hot chocolate on. Then things got really f$#ked up. If the Colts beat the Jets, Cricket would win hot chocolate and a Volcano Taco from Taco Bell. Holy shit man!

Who the hell would even bother to write this article? Sweet Jesus. It’s Monday morning and if I have to be exposed to this crap, so do you…. I’ll at least admit I was initially pumped too.I got suckered in so now it’s your turn. I thought some rich idiot got fleeced. I was wrong…..very wrong.




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