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I know there has been plenty of talk about the Saint and Colts Superbowl game. I know there’s been plenty of talk about Favre and his indecisiveness once more.
But has any attention been paid to how awesome Tracy Porter’s haircut is? Um, I don’t think so. I’m sure Yahoo! will pick up on this in about a week. That’s usually their style.
I just thought the football world should know about this ‘doo.
You can see the close up after the jump
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Click on picture to read more about Greg Oden’s apology for nude photos
“Photos were intended for a lady friend”? Hasn’t Greg seen those commercials with the naked chick who gave her boyfriend nude photos! Sheeeeeit. What girl is going to get off to nude Oden photos? Guy’s packing heat though.
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We all know that looking at this particular person is kind of tough. So I want you to focus on two people. The two guys in the background. What are they thinking exactly? I know the dude on the right in the blue shirt is seeing the comedy in this. Kind of like I originally did when I first saw this picture.
But the guy in the glasses on the left is probably like “this is what represents our team? this is what we’re leading with? really?”
Personally I’m kind of neutral here but I did manage to throw up in my mouth a little just now.
I wonder what could have gotten this guy so pissed off. Uh, besides the steroids. Was the gym employee telling him to stop dropping his weights? That doesn’t seem like a reason to start chucking trash cans, but there’s not reasoning with a roid raging meathead.
In fairness, there’s nothing worse than the shitty music at the gym. If he asked the gym employee to change the radio station and she refused, then I think he’s justified. Every single gym insists on playing crappy pop music, so it’s impossible to work out with an ipod. Just impossible.
If throwing trash cans is the way to rock n’ roll back on the radio at the gym, I’m all for it. I’ll even toss a couple of 50 lb dumbbells myself.
/throws out back
OK, let’s try the 30s.
/has stroke
By now, I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures of Greg Oden naked. If you’re like me, the images have been burned into your retinas. For some reason, Oden is sorry about the whole thing.
Oden said that when he found out that those private pictures were on the internet his heart dropped (no kidding) ”my heart dropped.” He says the pictures were taken for a lady friend over a year and a half ago.
Oden told the media last night (Tuesday) that the nude photos are “very embarrassing,” and he ”would like to apologize to everybody: to Portland, the fans, the organization.”
This is bullshit. The only people Oden needs to apologize to are the thousands of men who feel like children after seeing that monster dangling between his legs. One of my hobbies is speculating about the size of athletes’ penises (been doing it for about seven years or so, I’d say), and Greg Oden did not disappoint. He could likely eat peanuts with his penis, crushing the shells and all. He could enter a three-legged race all by himself. Greg Oden, the five-limbed man.
Really, Greg Oden has nothing to be sorry about. If his knees continue to hobble him, he’s got a bright future as a mandingo once his NBA career is over.
Honestly, can you imagine working with that sort of meat in between your legs? There’s so much girth; it’s like a largemouth bass. You may ask yourself why I’m so obsessed with Oden’s dong, but I’m really not. It’s just that when an athlete is packing heat like Oden, talking about it is absolutely unavoidable. Oden could return to the league and average 4 points and 5 rebounds for the rest of his career, and he’s still a first ballot Hall of Famer in my eyes.
Wouldn’t you love to be that dork?
Anyone following UNLV hoops this year? At 16-4 this year’s squad is highly respectable and a tourney bid is looking pretty good at this point. But that’s not really why I’m here today folks. I’m here to talk about the UNLV cheering squad.
These are the reasons I would be watching a UNLV game. It used to be Jerry Tarkanian but since he’s lost his mind and is decades away from coaching this team, the cheerleaders are what I would be relying on.
So sit back and enjoy this small little gallery of UNLV spirit
Not that this is really interesting, but some of these hits are vicious. Australian rules football is really gnarly. I mean for years these guys have been claiming they have bigger d$%ks than the NFL and I’m about ready to concede that to them. I mean this shit is insane. I think the sport itself is stupid, but the hits are tight.
In an article like this sometimes you stumble upon gems and sometimes it comes up a dud. I tried to give the little people some love. I failed. Feel free to use this article to see if you can name all the teams in the WAC because you certainly won’t find any sexual healing. I mean it’s not horrible, but let’s put it this way; there were more hot girls from big schools in WAC searches then the WAC itself…… Enjoy
