It took a little while, but now that Stephen Curry has earned Don Nelson's trust, the kid is getting enough playing time to show that he can really play some ball. He's not too slow, he's not too short, and he's not too skinny - Stephen Curry can fucking play. Chris Anderson, the stupidest-looking player in the NBA, looks even stupider after Curry crosses him over and then fakes him out of his shoes.
Now, a normal player who got faked out like would look pretty bad, but when you're covered in tattoos and wear your hair like an asshole, you come off like some type of drooling Mongoloid. It's like those guys who come into the UFC covered in idiotic tattoos and then get pounded through the mat in like half a minute. They were already dumb-looking to being with, but the beating just kind of confirms any biases you may have had in the first place.
There’s been a lot of buzz in this year’s Olympics when pertaining to fashion. The athletes are getting a little more bold. Hell the curling folks are wearing gold plaid type pants right out of the movie Caddyshack.
What I find quite fun is how many times the word “tight” is used in this video. That and pants. Pants is a funny word when you hear it a lot.
I had lifted weights for years before I finally worked up the courage to do squats with a free bar, mostly because my 9th grade health teacher told my class a story about a horrible squatting accident. No, it wasn’t a shart or even an ass tulip, but a poor kid who fell forward and had all his teeth smashed out. Is that worse than an ass tulip? Hmmm, maybe not.
In any event, throwing around a ton of weight is a dangerous thing to do. One minor slip or lapse in concentration, and you could find yourself wearing a diaper for the rest of your adult life. After the jump, take a look at some horrible yet morbidly hilarious videos of weightlifters who probably wish they hadn’t tried to lift so much weight.
On the Mark Madden Show on WXDX in Pittsburgh, Frank Mir made his feelings on Brock Lesnar pretty clear. We all know that Mir hates Lesnar, but Mir has really taken it to another level. Mir stated that he wanted to break Lesnar’s neck and have Lesnar be the first death in the Octagon.
Mir has since apologized for his comments – since you can’t so much as look at someone the wrong way anymore without special interest groups pissing all over themselves – but the damage has already been done. Mir has poked the grizzly bear in the face with a stick and he’s going to suffer the consequences. I haven’t ordered a UFC PPV in a while, but there’s not a chance I miss this one.
Every single time I get out they pull me back in! And this time it’s the USA and not even Europe. Yup, it’s soccer calling. In this case I was completely wrapped into The Chivas. Not that I even know a single player on the team but all you have to do is point me in the direction of the cheerleaders and I’m all ears (eyes).
Earlier this month the Chivas girls held their preliminary tryouts for a few lucky hopefuls. It looked like a grueling day and 100s of women were sweating in tights.
I had myself at “sweating in tights.”
Pics of the auditions after the jump
Perhaps Jose Reyes and David Wright have been sneaking around and, as a practical joke, farting on their teammates’ pillows. Ed Price from MLB Fanhouse writes:
Rodriguez was “throwing extremely well” in camp, manager Jerry Manuel said, and it’s not as if he need to build up for anything more than an inning.
“In his situation, it’s not as critical for us, because of what we expect from him once the season starts,” Manuel said. “I don’t think it’s a thing we’re concerned about in the sense that he’s missing time.”
Then again, the Mets took so much grief last year for misdiagnoses — or at least misleading public diagnoses — that Manuel wouldn’t even estimate how long Rodriguez will be out.
Another red flag: It took a week to figure out it was pinkeye.
“I think they couldn’t identify what he had when he got here,” Manuel said.
I feel like every week the Mets shock me and show that no matter how inept I thought they were, it’s far worse than anyone could imagine. From the Wilpon to Minaya to the medical staff, the Mets are the worst run organization in sports. The doctors couldn’t diagnose pinkeye???
K-Rod: Hey, my eye’s itchy and it’s all red.
Mets’ medical staff: Do you remember rubbing it with dirty hands?
K-Rod: No.
Met’s medical staff: It’s likely liver cancer. Drink lots of fluids.
It’s Friday, and you needed a treat. Here are some of the bigger boobs in sports. In no particular order… Check it out
“The El Duque”…. hmmmm not so much. Brock Lesnar looking as gay as a two dollar bill. I’ll take it.
