Kentucky basketball, through reputation, has always garnered a fair amount of attention and respect. The past few years they’ve just hovered around, but never really made it to the elite status. This was all well and good for some people, but not for their athletic department and A.D. So what did they do? They sold their souls to the devil like so many programs do today to win. College basketball has really taken a turn for the worse and Kentucky jumped on the bandwagon. Can you blame them? Not really…. Here are 5 Reasons to root against Kentucky this March
Head Coach John Calipari (like you’re going to need 4 more reasons)
Demarcus Cousins. The guy is a d-bag to the 10th degree. He’s talented as he is dirty.
Derrick Rose. I mean John Wall and his one-and-done, way too tight jersey. Guy is sick, but represents what’s wrong with college hoops today
A new friend of the program? Why? Why Kentucky, you’re from Ohio. Lebron has relationships with a lot of the Kentucky players and John Wall’s family. No need.
Ashley Judd, who is cute, and probably knows dogshit about basketball is their number 1 fan. That is all.
I’m just going to be honest. I hate John Calipari. I hate how he gutted and dicked over Memphis. I think Cousins is a piece of shit, that is going to be making millions one day. I think it’s stupid Lebron is now Kentucky’s boy. And I think Ashley Judd should stick to doing nude scenes in movies because that’s all she’s good at. Me = Hater.. my apologies
20 Responses to 5 REASONS TO ROOT AGAINST KENTUCKY
jaxcat07
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:24 am
There is a word for this. JEALOUSY.
Ms.Cats~
February 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 am
PEOPLE HATE US “COUSIN” THEY AIN’T US.
What?! Did you really think the ROMAN EMPIRE OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL was going to stay down forever?!
WE ARE KENTUCKY HEAR US ROAR!
CYA IN MARCH! (:
LUVTHOSECALICATS!
Ms.Cats~
Steve
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:27 am
“To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self”
The envious die not once, but as oft as the envied win applause. ~Baltasar Gracian
Envy is the art of counting the other fellow’s blessings instead of your own. ~Harold Coffin
Jealousy is the great exaggerator. ~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Conspiracy of Fiesco, 1783
gravy
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:29 am
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, man you sound like such a puss. You call Cousins a d-bag, but this post is smothered in douche.
Tom Santos
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:33 am
I hope you get Pancreatic Cancer and die on the steps of The Mayo Clinic.
Greatest Program of All Time
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:38 am
At least you admit the hate.. since two of the 5 other articles shown below this one is about UK too
john
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:43 am
u must be a u of smell fan or either memphis or unc. Go cats
dispid
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 am
on Demarcus Cousins: “…he’s talented…”
on John Wall: “…guy is sick…”
on Ashley Judd: “…who is cute…”
YOU, my friend, are the “d-bag” here. this post is nothing more than an attack based on jealousy. you berate everyone, while giving them compliments at the same time. hypocrite blogger trash.
YOU represent what’s wrong with college hoops today. go away.
douch
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:01 am
I LOVE this.
UK is back, just feeeeel the hate.
Move over Duke.
fred art
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:02 am
REASON #6.
Whoever you root for got gutted by my cats.
Loser.
Norty
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Yeah I’m real jealous of UK when my alma mater is ranked ahead of your slimeball coach and dickhead point guard who can’t keep his mouth shut
Norty
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Are you going to defend Cousins when he’s in trouble with the law in the NBA even after his short stint at UK.. you’ll probably pretend to forget who he is
Norty
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Dear Philosopher,
My squad is ranked higher than yours, our players stay, and get along with our coach.. what exactly am i jealous of? Yup
ernest tee sr. assguire
February 4th, 2010 at 5:01 am
eye meen kum on, jest kalz ya fish out uf tha ohio rivur downt give ya kause ta bee sew stewped, U R jest jelluss kause calipari has moor teath thun you, ifin cuz playd fur you he wood bee souper, eye meen kum om donut mayk us birdz look sew stewped!
ernest tee sr. assguire
February 4th, 2010 at 5:16 am
yup
David Ball
February 4th, 2010 at 7:08 am
actually…very funny…scurrilous and stupid all wrapped up in one neat package…ever met DeMarcus? No, probably not…but go ahead and judge him from what you read in the paper (or better yet, from the non-intellectual blog sites so witty in their condemnation of UK)…as for the Calipari gang-bashing…get over it…it’s a broken record of a faulty media driven story that has no basis of truth…Cal cheated?? No, actually he didn’t (and to compare Wall to Rose is laughable…Wall has 13 core hours scheduled for his spring semester in case he decides to come back to UK…Rose was already out the door his spring semester at Memphis…add to it, that Wall has a 3.2 GPA–which is probably higher than the author of this wonderful post had when he was a freshman in college–taking core classes as well)…I am glad that we have a country where everyone can voice their opinion, because it points out those that are base and below the ethical normalcy of society…and when they start using profanities to prove a point…it only furthers their image as crass, uneducated miscreants who have little going for them in life but venomous attacks without a single shred of concrete evidence to support their claims…nice…remedial to be sure…
Eddie
February 4th, 2010 at 7:54 am
Life is short. I don’t understand why you would rather spend your time berating other teams instead of glorifying your own.
Wildcat Faithful
February 4th, 2010 at 9:59 am
Must be a jayhawk. If lebron was endorsing your alma mater you wouldn’t be saying those things. Not even gonna comment on your opinion of Cal, he has been defended and cleared of ANY wrong doing. What is wrong with John Wall? Nothing, he is not the first to be one and done(if he even will at all). Kansas players stay cause they can’t go early. Sorry. No need to hate. Nothing wrong with college basketball today…It’s great. I’m just glad I get to see players like Melo, and Wall for one year. Enjoy it. Shut up.
steve dueshay
February 4th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
the kentucky wildcats are fags their coach cant coach none and their team is full of stupid niggers! calimari likes to have sex with children. i like to have sex with women while men watch sometimes. rock chalk jayhawk queers yeah!
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