KEVIN DURANT IS BETTER THAN YOU WITH ONLY ONE SHOE

No shoe? No problem for the DURANTULA!!!!

How much must this suck for Afflalo? The guy actually ventures into the paint once every six games or so, and the one time he does it against the Thunder, he gets his shit swatted away by a dude wearing one shoe. Sometimes you’ve just got to pay attention to the signs of the universe and respect its mysterious forces. Getting blocked by dudes with one shoe? Maybe it’s time to stick to the mid-range game. Too much coffee gives me diarrhea, and you don’t see me guzzling Folger’s every morning. It’s pretty much the exact same thing.

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