So, Freddy must have had what – two, three beers at the most? Maybe a girlie shot at some point in the night? He’s totally fine to drive home; give the man his keys.

At the end of the video, White Sox fans are pretty pleased with themselves for getting Freddy to say “Fuck the Cubs,” but it’s really not that big of a deal. Garcia is so fucking inebriated that I’m sure he would have repeated anything.

Freddy! Freddy! Say that you like to touch little boys!

“I like to touch little boys meng.”