I applaud Marquis’ effort here, as he’s clearly pushing the boundaries of vanity and icing out. But if you’re going to get a diamond-studded replica of your own head, why stop there? Why not have an eye removed and replaced with a cluster of diamonds encircling a bright red ruby? Or even better yet, just get your entire penis coated in diamonds. I’m surprised that hasn’t been done yet, actually. I’m pretty sure that at some point, an athlete (of course it will be an athlete) will have a diamond-coated dong.

I hope Marquis Daniels gave some money to Haiti. If not, he might as well make another chain. Only this one will be a diamond-studded Marquis Daniels squatting over a diamond-studded Haiti and unleashing a diamond-studded shit.

Honestly, can Americans watch this video and still wonder why the rest of the world hates us?