I’m a little amped about baseball. Spring Training is essentially here so this week there is going to be an article related to baseball everyday. Today’s article is Old School. It’s all about when you were a little puberty inflicted sports fan. You began to explore the female anatomy and by doing so you had to relate it to America’s Pastime. For those of you out of practice here is your good old fashioned guide to sex through the eyes of baseball….
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Is it me or did Alicia Keys not look as hot as she usually does last night? D-Wade MVP, Free Agents look appetizing, Usher looked as gay as a two dollar bill.
The Press
Usain Bolt’s WAG [YouBeenBlinded]
Potential Cinderella UNI loses center to DWI suspension [BusterSports]
10 Hottest Chicks of the Winter Olympics [CoedMag]
What to watch today in the Winter Olympics [BleacherReport]
20 Best Slam Dunks from Contest of All-time [Brobible]
Poor Chinese Goalie is in for a long Olympics [NYPOST]
And more Tiger Woods, his shots don’t miss off the course too [NYCBarstool]
The bite your teammate’s dick goal celebration [TotalProSports]
Tell me he doesn’t seem a little loopy here. Am I wrong?
Hint: it’s the one on the right.
I didn’t mean to pick on Obama, but I wasn’t able to post a video of Bush’s awesome pitch except for this one, the side-by-side comparison. But now that I’m looking at it, it’s a good thing Obama can play some hoops.
Say what you want about Bush, but the guy had all of America watching him and he grooved a perfect strike – from the rubber. Impossible to deny the awesomeness of that moment.
The only way anybody is going to give a shit about the dunk contest again is if superstars like Lebron and Kobe participate. Even if dudes like Shannon Brown can do a backflip and then dunk the ball with their penis, it doesn’t mean much because, well, those guys kind of suck. People want to see nasty dunks, but they also want to see superstars rocking the rim, not dudes who are either role players or bench warmers.
Of course, this trend isn’t going to change unless someone lights a fire under the collective asses of Lebron and company. As you can see from the video above, And 1 dudes can dunk the shit out of the ball. It’s also axiomatic that And 1 dudes talk more shit than anyone. You can’t call yourself Half-man Half-amazing and not talk a ton of shit. So invite the four best dunkers from And 1 to dunk in the All-Star game, and pit them against four NBA superstars. The And 1ers will obviously talk record-setting amounts of shit leading up to the event, which I’m guessing will piss off the NBAers. They’ll have no choice but to answer the challenge, and the dunk contest will be awesome again. Make this shit happen and thank me later.
Oh, as an aside, everyone should have an And 1 nickname. Mine is Diabetes. Why? Because I’m so fucking sweeeeeet. Pretty good, right? Yeah, I think so, too. Oh baby! Oh baby! Diabetes with the flush!!!
Remember me quoting how much I am coming around to the sport of soccer? It’s not so much because I like that sport. In fact I can’t stand a sport where there’s barely any scoring. Well, there’s plenty of scoring, it’s just off the field. Do you realize how much tail these guys pull?
It turns out that Rugby can most certainly draw a crowd too. I just came across this team called the Sevens that hail from New Zealand. Not sure what these dudes are putting in their corn flakes but it’s attracting ridiculous chicks to flock into the stands.
Check it out after the jump
Seriously, I’ve seen more excitement at the Ice Capades. What a fucking snoozefest – a countdown from 10 before a friggin video of some dude snowboarding down a hill? They actually played a video? This is the Olympics, Canada. You’ve got to step your shit up. That’s the type of thing you’d see at an NBA game, not an event the entire world is watching. And what was with those drunk dancing Indians? Oh, sorry – Native Canadians.
China knows how to get shit done. They had like half the country pounding drums while the other half put on a light show that could be seen from space. Then Canada follows that up with a video of some schlub snowboarding, and they wonder why nobody in the world respects them as a nation, eh?
This is just cold. I mean look at Kendrick’s face. What a great prank though! Spring Training starts this week. It’ll be March Madness and Baseball before we know. That and the start of football season/baseball playoffs. The two best times of year!
