Archive for February, 2010

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Almost every year, there’s that special low seeded team that captures the hearts and minds of the public with a couple upset victories in the NCAA Tournament. Last year, we weren’t blessed with a cinderella story, and don’t count on these teams to wear the slipper this year if they get in….

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If you’re lonely today, cheer up. It could be a lot fucking worse.



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Click on Photo to read more about a potential return to the NFL for Pacman Jones

Who else but the Cincinnati Bengals? Larry Johnson, Tank Johnson, the late Chris Henry, now Pacman? What’s the deal with this team? Do they feel like they are heroic for trying to help this screw-ups?

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The Press

5 Questions for Jay Bilas [NYPOST]
JJ Hickson doing the damn thing against Superman [YouBeenBlinded]
Picks for the Daytona 500 [BleacherReport]
Not sports related but important information about shit [YepYep]
James “Buster” Douglas knocks out Tyson 20 Years ago [WithLeather]
Happy Friday, Hot Chick Victory Celebration [TotalProSports]
Killer Whale vs. White Shark [ViralFootage]
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Girls Invade Vegas [CoedMag]



Crazy Ron came out to play against the Nuggets last week. I wasn’t aware of this but clearly Ron was a little pissed off at Joey Graham and gave him a little threat here.

One of these days the Ron we all know and love is gonna lash out again. I can’t wait.



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Hey man, you just don’t fuck around when it comes to donating to church.  Slip up and someone’s gonna beat that ass.

FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. (AP)—Evander Holyfield’s wife claims the boxing great hit her several times after an argument about her payments to their church, and she has received a temporary protective order against him.

Candi Holyfield, the boxer’s third wife, said her 47-year-old husband hit her in the face, the back of the head and her back on the night of Feb. 1 after she refused to show him check stubs of her giving to the church, according to Fayette County court records. He was concerned she was not giving to the church.

“He said that I was being disrespectful,” Candi Holyfield, 30, said in the Feb. 3 court filing. “He started telling me that I needed to start putting God first in my life.”

I love how Holyfield’s this big Jesus freak, but anyone will tell you that the guy is a total scumbag.  I don’t care too much about people flaunting their religion around, but I do get bothered by hypocrisy.  If you’re gonna toot on about being a good Christian, you can’t, like, hit women.  For some reason, I don’t think Jesus would approve of strong-arming women into making payments to a church, but then again, when have religion and violence not gone hand-in-hand?

Holyfield may be in a lot of trouble for his actions.  Maybe he’ll wind up with some jail time, too.  And anyone can tell you, jail is realer than “Real Deal” Holyfield.

Man, I really forced that one.

[Yahoo! Sports]



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I’ll be honest with all of you.  I had never even heard of the Central Hockey League until I saw pictures of its sexy dancers.   It’s professional hockey yes, but it’s kind of like the Minor Leagues in baseball.

You get silly little games during period stoppages and funny weird helmets and stuff.   If anything I’d say it’s entertaining.  And the fact that there are cheerleaders wearing very little on that cold surface makes it all worthwhile.

I wonder how much fun it’s gotta be in Tulsa hanging out with these broads.

Check out the Tulsa Oiler’s girls after the jump

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In this new ad for Vitamin Water, Steve Nash spoofs the Dos Equis ad for the most interesting man in the world with his own unique spin: the most ridiculous man in the world. It’s pretty clear at this point that Nash isn’t a guy who’s been lucky enough to be in some funny commercials; it’s Nash himself that makes the commercials funny. He’s a legitimately funny guy. I just have a hard time figuring out where he’s looking sometimes. But who knows? Maybe that lazy eye is a tool of deception and the key to his point guard success.



This guy actually wins a freekin’ gold medal. He wins a gold medal at the Olympics. He was chillen in the back! Just an absolutely amazing victory. Imagine being the athletes who fell….. awful.




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