This commercial kind of reminded me of the “What’s uuuuuuuuup” Budweiser campaign. Only this one is slightly more graphic. I guess they take their baseball pretty seriously over there.
So much for being a team player.
“I’m not going to be a back up player, I can promise you that,” Umenyiora said. “I’ll stop playing football before I do that ever again. This has been just the worst offseason of my entire life. I can’t even think of a time when things were this bad during the offseason. You’re supposed to be relaxing, but I can’t relax because all I can think of is the things that took place last season, you understand? So for me it’s not something that I’m going to do. If I’m asked to come back there and do that then I’ll just stop playing football.”
Nice, Osi. That’s the type of attitude that helps build championship teams. Not happy with coming off the bench? Then throw a tantrum, take your ball, and go home.
I guess this doesn’t really give the Giants much choice going into next season, but then again, Osi sucked so bad last season that maybe they don’t even want him anymore. You’ve gotta think a fully-recovered, healthy Osi would be good enough to start, but if he isn’t, I won’t be surprised if the Giants tell him to take a hike. The nice thing about football is, unlike the NBA, the team always trumps the player.
Honestly, it’s amazing how selfish and impulsive these guys are. Osi sounds like a fucking 10-year-old.
According to the SeaGals blog, a bunch of cheerleaders were busy as hell leading up to the Pro Bowl in Miami. Turns out they were making appearances all over the place and from one cheerleader Amanda, we were able to find out this…
For the past three days, the 26 of us have been split into four groups for community appearances, so that we are able to cover more ground. This morning my group visited the VA medical center in Miami. We met several veterans with incredible stories. We felt honored that they were so happy to spend some time with us.
Spend time with you? I’ll try and refrain from using old guy jokes but let’s face it. This is kind of funny. A bunch of old dudes and cheerleaders? Can you imagine how much touching was going on?
Plus there’s just something extremely funny about seeing a mascot anywhere outside of the stadium.
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If you’re trying to stay “so tough,” a good start would be to not Tweet your feelings like a 13-year-old girl for the world to see. Just saying.
You don’t have to be a baseball lifer or a GM to see that the Mets have had a pretty disappointing offseason.
Darryl Strawberry was asked for his assessment of the Mets’ offseason changes Tuesday night, and he gave an answer that will be hard for anyone to argue.
“I’ll put it like this: It could’ve been better,” Strawberry said before he was among the honorees at the 30th annual Thurman Munson awards dinner in Manhattan. “You could’ve put a couple more pieces into that puzzle for them. I know they signed Jason Bay, but the big loss was the (Carlos) Beltran (injury) situation.”
You know the Mets have been pretty shitty when a guy with a major coke problem and a penchant for hookers is criticizing their offseason and nobody so much as bats an eyelash. Darryl Strawberry is the last guy on earth who should be criticizing anything, but even he gets a pass when talking about the New York Mets. Really, having Darryl Strawberry criticize your offseason moves (or lack thereof) is akin to having Roman Polanski criticize who you’re dating. Who cares how old she is, Roman? She’s got a sweet voice!
“What happens at the Winter Olympics, stays at the Winter Olympics,” says Canadian skier Emily Brydon. “There’s a lot of stress pent up, so it’s safe to say good times happen.”
Who knew right? The things CBS doesn’t cover. Canadian Organizations are handing out over 100,00 condoms during the games, as well as packets that include condoms and information on the Canadian sex trade. If you think about it, it makes sense. A bunch of young, athletic attractive people jammed together for a few weeks. The problem is we always think about the Olympians as pure as the Vancouver snow. Not so much. Safe Games 2010 was established to help promote safe sex and partying specifically for the Olympians. Apparently, the events are secondary to boinking.One Olympian once said…
I am often asked if the Olympic village – the vast restaurant and housing conglomeration that hosts the world’s top athletes for the duration of the Games – is the sex-fest it is cracked up to be. My answer is always the same: too right it is. I played my first Games in Barcelona in 1992 and got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life up to that point. That is to say twice, which may not sound a lot, but for a 21-year-old undergraduate with crooked teeth, it was a minor miracle.
Knowing these 100,000 condoms are going to be filled pretty quickly, Vancouver’s sex industry is starting to kick it into gear early. Escort services are getting hundreds of applications in anticipation of the influx of people. The prostitution industry is going to be poppin’ in Vancouver during the Olympics. Have fun trying to watch the Olympics knowing everyone is banging like jackrabbits. I’m sure after reading this you are going to be looking for hot female athletes going “Oh I bet she is getting it!”
American winger Demarcus Beasley, who plays for the Glasgow Rangers, had his car blown up outside his home Monday night. His BMW(not shown above) was set ablaze by an unknown party. The Scottish police are currently investigating the incident. No one was harmed. Beasley, who must be slightly alarmed at the incident, played it cool on his twitter account…
I’m doing fine. Just glad no one got hurt. I’m in the market for a new car! LOL Gotta find some humor
Beasley on the US National Team moved to Glasgow in 2007. Once again, we find more odd news in the world of soccer. Thankfully, no one was hurt. At this point, you got to be curious about the World Cup.
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I don’t care who or what you are 61 straight wins is impressive. I do think it hurts Women’s College Basketball, but damn…. complete ownership.
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