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Will somebody guard this guy?? Just try not to get posterized like the guy did at the end…..



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Click on Photo to read more about Shaun White’s Gold Medal Performance

White did 2 board over head flips inside 3 1/2 turns to make his Winter Olympic performance legendary. His prize; a gold medal, and the newly named “Tomahawk”.

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McGrady to Kings then Knicks? [NYPOST]
Valentine’s Day Undie Run [BustedCoverage]
Johnny Damon’s Wife doesn’t want Detroit [LarryBrownSports]
Colorado’s Psyche out for opponents [BusterSports]
25 Hot Ice Girls of the NHL [BleacherReport]
The Top Ten NFL free agents of 2010 [Moondog]
Non-sports related. Hot Married Women [Uncoached]
Cubes trying to lure Lebron? [CNNSI]



These announcers are awesome. Seriously, their laugh is contagious. Man I gotta get me to a cricket match. I have no idea what the allure is but I suppose watching a googly in action is probably kind of cool.

Plus when you have fans like this, there have to be some redeeming qualities.



Obviously all I was thinking about when Shaq asked Shakira to be his Valentine was how on Earth a girl her size could handle a monster like Shaq. I guess she knows she couldn’t; she’d be absolutely pulverized. Shaq could be hammering away and the next thing you know Shakira’s dead, her arms hanging limply to the sides of her lifeless body.

But more importantly, Craig Sager likes them big.



Baseball rookie hazing is pretty cheesy. This is just cold man. I do wish players would come up with something cooler than just making the players wear feminine clothing or sailor costumes. Get more creative guys!



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Do they just do it better over there in the Euro Leagues?  And no I’m not really talking about the basketball talent.  Lord knows we have it here in the states (even though it’s a bunch of spoiled immature prima donnas in our league).  I’m talking about the cheerleaders of course.

Since when did the line of  “stripper” and “dancer” and “cheerleader” become so non existent.  Is it just my depraved ass thinking of a better world or are these chicks really Go-Go dancers?  Look at the boots.  Look at the shirts.  Look at those tushies!  Just get a couple of poles up there and we’re in business.

More Israeli cheerleading action after the jump

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The D-train has one year left on his contract with Detroit, and he’s come to terms with the fact that he hasn’t been very good for them.

“People see me smiling, but I think they’re confused about what the issue is with Dontrelle Willis,” said a pitcher who has spent most of the past two seasons on the disabled list, with one victory since joining the Tigers. “To me, the issue is, I’m terrible.

“I get more stuff like, ‘He looks fine.’ But you’ve got to be careful with stuff like that.”

I guess it’s nice to see an athlete who doesn’t have illusions about his own game.  And Dontrelle is right, of course – he has been terrible.  A 7.49 ERA isn’t going to get it done.

Willis has been diagnosed with anxiety disorder, so if he needs some inspiration, he can look to Zack Grienke.  But still, I think Willis’ early success had a lot more to do with his unconventional delivery and hitters’ unfamiliarity with his release point than it did with his actual stuff, so the real Willis may indeed be the one with the ERA north of 7.

But Willis has another option, too – he’s a big lefty, so why not go the intimidation route?  Drill a guy in the head, and I guarantee the next guy will be stepping into foul territory when he swings at a pitch.  The old “effectively wild” trick could rejuvenate Willis’ career.  It’s pretty much his only hope…unless he’s turned into an outfielder or DH…

[Detroit News]



I applaud Marquis’ effort here, as he’s clearly pushing the boundaries of vanity and icing out. But if you’re going to get a diamond-studded replica of your own head, why stop there? Why not have an eye removed and replaced with a cluster of diamonds encircling a bright red ruby? Or even better yet, just get your entire penis coated in diamonds. I’m surprised that hasn’t been done yet, actually. I’m pretty sure that at some point, an athlete (of course it will be an athlete) will have a diamond-coated dong.

I hope Marquis Daniels gave some money to Haiti. If not, he might as well make another chain. Only this one will be a diamond-studded Marquis Daniels squatting over a diamond-studded Haiti and unleashing a diamond-studded shit.

Honestly, can Americans watch this video and still wonder why the rest of the world hates us?




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