We all have heard the story of LeGarrette Blunt punching the Boise State player. Now, Blunt’s backfield mate LaMichael James is in some hot water. James, the freshman of the year in the Pac-10, was jailed around 3:00 AM Wednesday morning on charges of strangulation, assault, and menacing. What the f$%k is menacing? (Verbally abusing someone, and threatening to do something to them)
Now, both Oregon Duck running backs have made the newspapers for being bad boys. LeGarrette Blunt was the big story early on in the college football season when this happened….PUNCH… Clearly, he is an f’in moron, and because of his high intellect he was suspended until the end of the season. His backup got into his own mess Wednesday morning during, what I guess you can call, a domestic dispute.
The account of the incident looked like this,
“She went to the house to talk to him and during that conversation there was an altercation,” Borchers told ESPN.com’s Ted Miller. “According to [the alleged victim], he placed his hands on her throat and applied pressure, resulting in a strangulation charge. Also during the altercation she was apparently forced to the ground or knocked to the ground and sustained some abrasions.”
James, who totaled 1,546 yards this season, is still being detained. The woman did not need medical attention.. Hmm
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Lots of action today in the Winter Olympics. Lindsey Vonn, FINALLY, FINALLY gets to ski. Admit you, won’t be upset when you stop hearing about her shin.
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Spring Training is here! I think the atmosphere at Spring training games is underrated. There is a lot of shit going on particularly girls sunbathing in the grass on the outfield. It’s tough to hear, but she is trying to party with Balfour. I mean, Grant Balfour is kinda good looking, I can see where this girl is coming from….
I think this narrator might be the biggest loser in the entire world. Why aren’t they laughing? And why aren’t they drunk dammit? I don’t get it.
You got some guy acting like a moron who you’ll never meet, who you’ll never care about and you sit there talking about consequences and analyze whether what he’s doing is right?
Relax douchebag.
It’s pretty amazing to think that Janikowski’s been kicking for the Raiders since 2000. He’s been pretty steady throughout, and as such, he’s being rewarded by Oakland.
Adam Schefter is reporting that the Oakland Raiders and Sebastian Janikowski have agreed to terms on a four year deal valued at $16-million, $9-million of which is guaranteed. The deal would be the largest contract in league history for a kicker.
It makes sense, in a weird way, that this is the largest contract ever for a kicker considering Janikowski was drafted in the first round. As solid and as durable as he’s been, there’s still really no excuse for that. After all, he’s a fucking kicker.
Janikowski must be real happy with this deal, though. $9 million guaranteed? Jesus. That’ll pay off a ton of cops and buy enough GHB to last for years. I still love that Janikowski gave GHB to himself. That’s like one level below pulling your dick backwards between your legs and trying to stuff it into your asshole.
Apparently the Spin Doctor is now a DJ, following his very respectable NBA career. I like to imagine Seikaly is incredibly aggressive when it comes to hitting on women, approaching his target with a big smile and refusing to take no for an answer. Reeking of cologne, he grinds viciously with her on the dance floor before eventually taking her home to his palace where he makes drunken love to her on an enormous Persian rug. No one can resist the combination of a club DJ and a 6-11 Lebanese dude.
The guy must be doing something right, though, because he’s bagged some serious tail in the past. Chicks love the DJ.
Thanks to Hoops Manifesto for the clip.
I’m sorry for using such a lame title for this little piece but I felt like a little schoolboy when looking at these photos. Not only are the UCLA Cheerleaders one of the hottest squads I’ve ever seen but it’s quite evident that they party the hardest.
Oh you know, what with pictures of shopping carts, fish bowl drinking, and dudes with their pants halfway to the ground and all you can tell that college can take a hold of most anyone.
And why should a bunch of 18-22 year-old hot girls be any different? I think I would trade the remaining 20 years of my life for four more years of college.
UCLA’s cheer after the jump
That’s right, I’m taking the high road. I’m not going to use Wang’s name in a pun.
The Nationals have agreed to terms on a one-year, $2 million contract with right-hander Chien-Ming Wang, two baseball sources confirmed to MLB.com on Tuesday.
The Nationals are scheduled to hold a news conference on Friday at Space Coast Stadium in Viera, Fla.
If the deal is for just $2 million over the course of one year, it really is immune to criticism. Even if Wang is absolutely horrible and continues to throw a non-sinking sinkerball, it’s just one year and $2 million dollars, mere peanuts in the world of baseball.
I suppose there’s some reason for excitement if you’re a Nationals fan, what with the team spending money this offseason and acquiring new players. Wily Taveras, Adam Kennedy, Matt “Mushroom” Capps, Jason Marquis, and Ivan Rodriguez are all new additions to the squad. But really, is the team that much better? The Nationals remind me of the guy in Monopoly who just buys up everything he lands on, even the really shitty properties in the beginning of the game, like the light pink ones. And that guy never wins.
Still, the Nats should be respectable for once, and I’m giddy at the thought that they’re going to finish ahead of the Mets.
[mlb.com]
