I’m sure Richard Jefferson normally enjoys having balls shoved in his face – you know, because he’s clearly bisexual – but Amare delivers this dunk with such violence that it should be considered a hate crime. You know, because Richard Jefferson is bisexual.

What, you haven’t heard those rumors before? Well, they make a lot of sense, don’t they? If you had to pick one player in the NBA who was bisexual, who would it be? Richard Jefferson, right? Me too. When RJ was playing for the Nets, there were a lot of rumors swirling around that a certain New York/New Jersey area basketball player was into dudes. I have to believe it’s Jefferson. I’ve seen pictures of him with hot chicks, and I’m sure he bangs them, but something tells me he likes some dick on the side of his helpings of vaj.

Look at those lips. Now I’m curious.