Seriously, how do people root for Michael Vick?  He’s legendarily dumb.  Vick recently told Brad Biggs that he’d like to play for the Carolina Panthers.  Why?

“Well, you know, it’s close to home,” Vick said. “I like the uniforms. You get to play against Atlanta twice a year. Ain’t nothing better than playing against your former team, right? So, yeah, that would be a good look, it would be a good look.”

Only two types of people like teams based on uniforms: chicks and children.  There’s really not too much to say on this, as it’s pretty well-documented what a moronic scumbag Michael Vick is.  It may seem like I’m picking on him, and I am.  The guy electrocuted dogs and slammed them into concrete, and let’s not forget about his whole “Ron Mexico” ordeal – I think it’s alright to pile it on for a while.  (So tempted to use “dogpile”)