Mar 11 2010

GETTING WORSE AND WORSE

Posted by Madisonin NFL

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If you’re a Steelers fan, you’ve gotta be concerned that Roethlisberger may not play next season.

As the investigation regarding the sexual assault allegations against Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger continues, KDKA-TV in Pittsburgh reports that Roethlisberger has conceded having “sexual contact” with the woman who claims sexual assault, but that there was no intercourse.

The admission apparently came during an interview of Roethlisberger conducted at the scene.

Per the report, Roethlisberger claims that the woman fell and injured her head after the incident.  She then went to a hospital and alleged that she was sexually assaulted.

Oh boy – the old “she fell down” excuse.  That’s the absolute oldest excuse for a a beating that it’s become cliche.  Didn’t Big Ben hire a hot shot attorney for this case?  And that’s the best he could come up with?  He’d be better off hiring the corpse of Johnny Cochran and instituting the Chewbacca defense:

I did not rape that girl.  What does that have to do with Chewbacca?  Nothing – it doesn’t make sense!  You must acquit!

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[NBC Sports]




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