Terrell Owens worked out for the Bengals yesterday. Chad Ocho Cinco is lobbying for the Bengals to sign him….

“Man it dont take that damn long to sign on the dotted line, lets go damit!!! You can be Batman i will be Robin, lets go!!”

It appears as if the Bengals are going to opt for the cheaper, less noisy Antonio Bryant. Bryan is a serviceable wideout, that will most likely be Robin, while Ocho Cinco is Batman.

The Bengals have become somewhat of a rehab center for troubled athletes. I think this time they have smartened up a bit. Could you imagine the noise coming out of Cincinnati with both Chad and Terrell? I’m pretty sure that it would have become insufferable by Week 7. Carson Palmer said he could have handled it. Trust me pal, the minute you started to play like shit you’d want to kill yourself.

It’s almost a rarity today to find a superstar who isn’t a pain in the ass. They certainly exist, but they are few and far between. If you like drama you were hoping Ocho Cinco and Owens were united. Fortunately, for those who like the game and not the bullshit the Bengals made the right move here.