Notice how I keep putting up pictures of Elin. My two infatuations, Gina Carano and Elin. It got me thinking… Wait, maybe I am a sex addict like Tiger. Maybe I need rehab. I decided to create a compilation of questions from famous sex addict quizzes. It’s time to know the truth, and you can too….

Questions (Answer Truthfully)

1.) Do you have a sexual or pornographic thought life? Meaning, you dwell on naked body parts. You view naked bodies on the internet. You see other people and look at their “sexual body parts”.

2.) When you see underwear or swimsuit ads do you immediately think of sex? Or when you view commercials that are sexually suggestive do you pause or rewind it?

3.) Do you contemplate ways in which you can successfully seduce a teen or child?

4.) Do you attend “adult” theaters or drive – ins? Or attend “peep shows” where individuals put their sexual organs on display?

5.) Do you engage in spouse swapping? Or orgy-like behavior?

6.) Do you ever pressure your spouse or girl/boyfriend to engage in sexual behavior they are uncomfortable with like gags, dressing up, role playing etc?

7.) Do you trade drugs for sex?

8.) Do you look for sex in public places like parks or bathrooms?

9.) Do you manipulate others to have sex through the use of drugs or alcohol? Or do you prostitute yourself for excitement not money?

10.) Do you pose naked in pictures and send them to people or post them on the internet?

If you read the 10 questions to the end, you’re a sex addict. If you answered yes, to any of the questions you are fucked in the head.

Suddenly, Tiger Woods scares me…..