It seems that there’s no love lost between Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras, and the two got pretty testy during a recent charity match. Sampras jokingly made fun of the way Agassi walked, so Andre decided to bash Sampras for being a bad tipper.

Yeah, Andre, you got him good. A bad tipper! First off, who gives a shit except for valet parking lot attendants and waiters – who hardly qualify as relevant people – and secondly, being a bad tipper is really all you can say about Sampras. Agassi wore a stupid wig when he played, was addicted to meth, and broke up with Brooke Shields to be with butterface Stefi Graf. Meanwhile, Sampras totally dominated the shit out of you your entire career and still got to go home and bang Veronica Vaughn every night. It isn’t even close, and Agassi should have just kept his mouth shut. Somehow, being a bad tipper doesn’t compare to a meth addiction. Game, set, match Sampras.




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