Today, the workforce of the entire country will shut down.  Nobody’s going to be doing any work, because they’ll either be in a conference room watching the tournament or, in the case of the stricter workplaces, pretending to do work while clicking “refresh” to update love tournament scores.  Even if you didn’t fill out a bracket (and if you didn’t – what the fuck?), it’s still fun to devote your entire day to the best playoff system in all of sports.  And when the tournament is finished?  Baseball, nephew!

The one thing I don’t like about the tournament, though, is that there’s always one guy who picked an upset in the first round and won’t shut the fuck up about it.  Oh, I picked Western Iowa over Virginia, I knew that was going to happen. Bullshit, your bracket is scattered with 13-4 and 12-5 upsets so of course one of them was going to hit.  Congrats on passing off luck as actual basketball insight, Nostradamus, considering you haven’t watched college basketball all season until the finals of the Big  East tournament.  I can’t stand those assholes.

Enjoy the tourney today, everyone.