Barack Obama took time out of his busy schedule to fill out his NCAA Bracket this week. Accompanied by Andy Katz, Obama went game by game until he arrived at a National Champion. To view Obama’s bracket click here.
There are several things about his bracket that raise eyebrows. There may be a hidden agenda here…..
1.) Marquette over Washington – How in God’s name can you be the President of the United States of America, and shit on the name Washington. This is very frightening. He either hates George Washington, the first President of the United States, or thinks he’s better than him.
2.) Kansas to win it all – The second year in a row Mr. Risk Taker picked the number one overall team to win the championship. President Obama is a front runner. He probably thinks he made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can. When China becomes the richest country in the world is he going to like them too?
3.) The Elite 8 – The only 3 seed in the elite 8 is Georgetown. Clearly, he’s kissing the locals asses. Everywhere else he went 1 – 2. This will surely help his Health Care plan.
4.) His 5 vs. 12 Upset – Is of course Cornell over Temple. A school where most of the players who play the most significant minutes are not only smart, but white, too. Whereas, Temple minus Juan Fernandez, is mostly African-American… think what you may…
5.) Gay Marriage vs. Gambling – In the ultimate showdown, Obama picks Northern Iowa. Essentially saying he supports gay marriage over gambling and Sin City. “How bout that ride in. I guess that’s why they call it Sin City”
Disclaimer: I voted for Obama, this is all in good fun.