I’ve always been against Pete Rose being inducted into the Hall of Fame, but I think I need to reconsider my position.  Rose is 68 years old now (which makes me feel crazy old considering I can remember watching him play) and his little Korean sweetheart is a 29-year-old Playboy model.  That’s some major pimp shit right there; most current ballplayers aren’t pulling ass like this.

Guys like Andre Dawson and Goose Gossage may be in the Hall of Fame, but I’d rather be making stomach pancakes on an Asian broad than have my face on a stupid plaque any day of the week.  Way to go, Pete.

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