Uh, I’m slightly confused about this one.

Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes told cops that his accuser called him a “f*ck n*gger” on the night he was accused of attacking a woman with a glass, this according to the police report.

According to the documents obtained by TMZ, an off-duty officer who was working at Club Rain in Orlando on March 7 — the night of the alleged incident — claims he spoke with both Holmes and his accuser, Anshonae Mills, outside the club … and got two completely conflicting stories.

The officer claims Holmes told him that he tried to walk away from a conflict involving a seat in the VIP section when Mills grabbed him by the wrist and called him a “f*ck n*gger.”

There’s so much going on here, I’m not really sure where to begin.  Far be it from me to judge someone by their name, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that Anshonae Mills is a black girl.  If that’s the case, then why does it matter if she dropped the N-bomb?  Black people get a pass on that shit; I hear them use the word every single day.  It’s like the third-most used word behind “I” and “the.”

Next, assuming this girl was white, I doubt she used the N-word.  It’s like when Sprewell accused Carlesimo of using it – yeah, a white dude is gonna drop an N-bomb with 10 jacked black dudes standing around.  Sure.  Same thing going on here.  Trust me, white people are so fucking scared of accidentally saying the N-word in the presence of blacks that most don’t even think it for fear that telepathic black people are in the area.

Finally, a fuck n*gger?  I was called that once by a black guy and I still have no fucking clue what it means.

[TMZ.com]