Terrell Owens worked out for the Bengals yesterday. Chad Ocho Cinco is lobbying for the Bengals to sign him….
“Man it dont take that damn long to sign on the dotted line, lets go damit!!! You can be Batman i will be Robin, lets go!!”
It appears as if the Bengals are going to opt for the cheaper, less noisy Antonio Bryant. Bryan is a serviceable wideout, that will most likely be Robin, while Ocho Cinco is Batman.
The Bengals have become somewhat of a rehab center for troubled athletes. I think this time they have smartened up a bit. Could you imagine the noise coming out of Cincinnati with both Chad and Terrell? I’m pretty sure that it would have become insufferable by Week 7. Carson Palmer said he could have handled it. Trust me pal, the minute you started to play like shit you’d want to kill yourself.
It’s almost a rarity today to find a superstar who isn’t a pain in the ass. They certainly exist, but they are few and far between. If you like drama you were hoping Ocho Cinco and Owens were united. Fortunately, for those who like the game and not the bullshit the Bengals made the right move here.
In: Other
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Oh UCONN, UCONN, UCONN…. speechless. The Hall 109-106… ummm ok… Notre Dame vs. Seton Hall tonight has just a tiny bit of significance. With other conference tourneys starting today, it’s finally March.
The Press
Babe Ruth hit by a pitch, talking shit on the way down to first base [ThoughtEquity]
When legging out an infield hit becomes deadly [BustedCoverage]
Wes Johnson takes home Big East Player of the Year [BusterSports]
Just in case you’re missing out on Spring Break [CoedMag]
The Oscars for Sports [TheWifeHatesSports]
Alexander Semin shootout fail [TotalProSports]
Floyd Mayweather never shuts up [YoubeenBlinded]
Little Something to get you through 7 minutes today [Barstool]
I’ll admit it. Even I was saying that the addition of Shaq was bad for the Cavs. Fact of the matter is, he just might put them over the top this year (barring injury).
In: NFL
I have a feeling that this isn’t going to end real well for Big Ben.
Ben Roethlisberger has been asked to fork over a DNA sample to cops as part of the investigation into accusations that the NFL star sexually assaulted a 20-year-old woman.
The Milledgeville Police Department claim they made the request to Ben’s legal team and believe Roethlisberger will comply.
Here’s why I think this is bad news: the cops wouldn’t ask for DNA from Roethisberger unless they had something to compare his DNA to. Specifically, they must have found DNA on either the accuser or her clothes, or on something that indicates Big Ben sexually assaulted her. It’s not like the cops ask every suspect for DNA and then search for a match after obtaining it. That’d be ridiculous. No, my guess is that the cops found human DNA on the accuser’s clothes, and now they’re going to see if it matches.
And I doubt it’s someone else’s DNA, for the very simple reason that even thought girls can be crazy and make false accusations, I don’t think even the craziest of girls would be sexually assaulted by one guy and then claim someone else – especially someone famous – did it. Mark my words, Big Ben is gonna be in a lot of trouble.
[TMZ.com]
Someone call child services, a baby just got killed!
I seriously doubt it’s something they do here in the states but using a mall to warmly welcome a new cheering squad is definitely a tactic I quite enjoy. England definitely knows what’s up.
Last Saturday, Reading’s Berkshire Mall was the site of the unveiling of the 2010 Smokin’ Hot Steam Team. The ladies had a chance to introduce themselves to the fans, perform a few routines and helped younger fans in a dance contest.
The Steam Team will take the field at the Express first home game on Sunday, March 21st
Well good for you steamers! If you like English cheerleaders there’s a nice gallery of mall girls after the jump
This just makes me laugh. It’s precious and violent at the same time.
We did Russian. We did Australia. Now Germany. Let me tell you… The Germans are back to being a World Super Power. Take a look at some of the athletic talent Germany produces. Wow. We have a new leader in the clubhouse…
