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Cuban has already started yapping. The question is what will Dirk do this summer? Can’t see him leaving the Mavs
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Like Christian Laettner before him, Ben Roethlisberger has been named in a rap song.
PITTSBURGH — Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is gaining more notoriety, this time, thanks to rapper Eminem.In a new song, the rapper refers to a 20-year-old Georgia college student’s accusation that Roethlisberger sexually assaulted her in a night club bathroom last month.
Roethlisberger wasn’t charged in the case, but that didn’t stop Eminem from adding a line to one of his songs.
Eminem’s song lyrics include, “I’d rather turn this club into a bar room brawl. Get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall.”
And by rowdy, Eminem means walking into the stall with his penis already hanging out of his pants. Seriously, Ben, get more awesome. Nothing will ever touch Najeh Davenport’s move of breaking into a girl’s apartment and shitting in her laundry basket – ever – but Ben’s dong-hanging-out-of-the-pants move is pretty awesome. Over the past few years, I’d rank the best moves by NFL players as follows:
1. Najeh Davenport shitting in a laundry basket.
2. Pacman Jones making it rain in a club and then getting into a shootout.
3. Big Ben walking in on a girl in a stall with his dick hanging out of his pants.
4. Rae Carruth hiding in the trunk of a car once the cops came looking for him.
5. Ricky Williams quitting football to smoke weed. I don’t think people really grasp how awesome that was.
Everyone’s saying what a dick LeBron is being, but who really gives a shit? He’s a fucking ball boy, not an adult. Kids get everything handed to them. They don’t pay rent, they don’t pay for food, and they’re still dicks. Fuck this kid. He’s lucky he got to inhale LeBron’s fumes.
For those of you who follow pro lacrosse you might be familiar with teams like the Philadelphia Wings. In any event, last Friday was the final game of the season for the Philadelphia Wings Angels. Originally, the game was to be played in February, but a massive snowstorm caused the game to be re-scheduled.
So fans and players got real treat by being able to play nearly two months later! I’m sure these guys were ecstatic about having to play. Well at least the cheerleaders were there and may I just add that they are quite delicious to look at.
Check out the pics after the jump
Asking a player if his mother is a whore? No big deal, according to NFL Interview Coach Ken Herock:
The former NFL personnel director grooms them to be ready for anything because no subject is off the table — not even questions about whether your mother is a hooker.
“I don’t feel there are any topics off-limits,” Herock said Thursday afternoon. “If anybody thinks they’re off-limits, put yourself in the eyes of an employer that’s going to hire a 21-year-old and pay him $15 million or $20 million.”
Herock finds nary a problem with the controversial question Miami Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland posed to Oklahoma State receiver Dez Bryant in a pre-draft interview.
Herock actually brings up a pretty good and interesting point – if a kid is essentially interviewing for a job and is set to make millions, his employer should be able to ask pretty much anything. Of course, he should have a reason for asking, not just feeling the kid out. All hell would break loose otherwise.
“Hey, Colt McCoy, before we talk about blitzes, I want to ask you something. Would you rather blow four guys in front of your father or eat a log of Prince Fielder’s shit every day for ten years? You have to answer and you can’t say neither or you’d kill youself. Go.”
[ESPN.com]
Things to note from this highlight..
1.) The announcing is just as awesome in a different language. All you can really pick up is “Messi”
2.) Worst Red Card ever
3.) Worst Offside non-call ever
That game scene must have been nuts. One day before I will die I will attend a big time soccer game in Europe, clearly wearing home team colors
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I’m pretty sure in sports playoff history it’s all about getting hot at the right time. In hockey, that usually means a hot goaltender. Look no further than Jaroslav Halak. His performance was HISTORIC… To be continued….
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I can’t imagine things more irritating for a baseball manager than a pencil-necked reporter questioning his in-game moves. I think Lou agrees.
The Cubs trailed by one run when Marlon Byrd led off the inning with a double. Mike Fontenot followed with a pop-up, Chad Tracy struck out and, after a walk to Xavier Nady, Ryan Theriot fouled out to first on the first pitch to end the inning.
“Did you think of bunting after Byrd doubled?” Piniella was asked.
“Bunting what?” Piniella said. “With a left-handed hitter up, you want to bunt? What kind of baseball you play? Really, what kind of baseball do you play?”
I feel ya, Lou. Regardless of whether the hitter is right or left-handed, he’s already in scoring position. You’ve got three chances to knock him in with a hit. But some people would rather give the other team an out just for the sake of moving the runner over one base – and that’s not a guarantee, either. Bunts usually equal outs, and as we all know, outs are bad. I’m not saying you should never bunt, but fuck any reporter in the mouth who questions when you don’t.
