I guess high and away is better than bouncing in the dirt, but maybe we should all stop sucking Obama’s dick for being such a great athlete. He’s a halfway decent hoops player, but I think the praise should end there.

I’ll give the guy credit for not posing and throwing on his White Sox cap, but man, what an attention whore. Look at him soaking up the spotlight after throwing that pitch. I mean, have you ever? You’d think it was Erin Andrews, amIright???