Look at this guy: a sick tan that is two or three bed sessions away from orange, gelled hair, a cross around his neck, and even a chest tattoo.  I don’t want to be too hard on him since he’s already racked up a pair of saves for my fantasy squad, but Jesus, Brian Wilson could easily be creeping on girls and GTL-ing with Pauly D and the Situation on the Jersey Shore.  Trevor Hoffman came out to Hell’s Bells, but Wilson better be coming out to some Benny Benassi while pumping his fist and beating up that beat.  GTL, son.  GTL.

[pic from 7th Inning Stache]