Hideki Matsui’s former teammates absolutely love him.

Hideki Matsui received a rousing standing ovation in Yankee Stadium onTuesday when the Angels designated hitter, who earned World Series most valuable player honors with the Yankees last fall, was presented with a World Series ring in a ceremony before the Yankees home opener against the Angels.

After the entire Yankees team had been introduced and presented with rings by Manager Joe Girardi and Hall of Famers Whitey Ford and Yogi Berra, Yankees television broadcaster John Sterling, who served as master of ceremonies for the event, said, “We still have one more ring left.”

You know why his former Yankee teammates like him so much, right?  It’s not because he limped through last season or because he managed some timely hits, either.  It’s because Matsui is a porn aficionado, and there’s no way he didn’t serve as a library of porn for everyone while in New York.  I mean just look at the pic above – you think A-Rod is going nuts because Matsui got a clutch hit one time or loosened up the clubhouse?  Nah, it’s because he lent him Anal Avengers 7.  Jeter likes the interracial stuff, and I heard that Joba is into snuff.  If the guy isn’t wearing a leather mask, Joba can’t get off.  No doubt in my mind this is all about porn.

[LA Times]