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The above pic is an actual photo from the website of McFadden’s, Citi Field’s new stadium bar. Wow. Considering the Mets can’t do anything right – fire managers, treat injuries, sign players to reasonable contracts, or brush rumors of a certain catcher being gay under the table – it should come as no surprise that a dude with Tara Reid’s stomach is featured prominently on a website associated with the Mets.
Jesus Christ, look at this slob. Is he flexing his “abs?” His stomach looks like Play-Doh. Nice face, too, asshole. This is your fan base, Mets. This is representative of you as an organization. Congrats.
[pic from The Sports Hernia]
“He’s fine!” Really, ya think so doctor? These fans are awesome. “Sleep it off!”
Just an aggressive, powerful move by Michael Pietrus. Instead of waving to his mom or trying to look tough, the dude makes some awesome faces for everyone at home to see. I’ve learned that going cross-eyed is a great way to ruin a family picture, so it’s nice to see Pietrus going above and beyond fucking around.
As many of you know we’re doing a ton of coverage on NFL Cheerleader tryouts right now. Clearly this is the season. As players get traded and try to lose the winter fat the aspiring ladies of entertainment are already in great shape and performing their little hearts out.
And in what might be the hottest audition session we’ve seen to date, the Houston Texans Cheerleader tryouts did not disappoint. You gotta love their homepage. The song “feel like a woman” is playing.
I don’t even mind it considering how hot the ladies are…..
Hideki Matsui’s former teammates absolutely love him.
Hideki Matsui received a rousing standing ovation in Yankee Stadium onTuesday when the Angels designated hitter, who earned World Series most valuable player honors with the Yankees last fall, was presented with a World Series ring in a ceremony before the Yankees home opener against the Angels.
After the entire Yankees team had been introduced and presented with rings by Manager Joe Girardi and Hall of Famers Whitey Ford and Yogi Berra, Yankees television broadcaster John Sterling, who served as master of ceremonies for the event, said, “We still have one more ring left.”
You know why his former Yankee teammates like him so much, right? It’s not because he limped through last season or because he managed some timely hits, either. It’s because Matsui is a porn aficionado, and there’s no way he didn’t serve as a library of porn for everyone while in New York. I mean just look at the pic above – you think A-Rod is going nuts because Matsui got a clutch hit one time or loosened up the clubhouse? Nah, it’s because he lent him Anal Avengers 7. Jeter likes the interracial stuff, and I heard that Joba is into snuff. If the guy isn’t wearing a leather mask, Joba can’t get off. No doubt in my mind this is all about porn.
[LA Times]
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Click on photo to read more about West Virginia’s Devin Ebanks declaring for the Draft
Lots of people are jumping, so aren’t the best choices in my opinion. Just saying……..
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Win a Date with Jeremy Shockey, TE has contest on his own facebook [WithLeather]
No charges against Big Ben… Yawn [BleacherReport]
Bullying buddies.. One gets obliterated [YepYep]
A Gallery of odd swimming faces by our brethren at [Uncoached]
15 Celebrity Avatars. The Megan Fox one is kinda hot [SuperTremendous]
Twitter Reactions from Santonio Holmes trade.. Hilarious [Barstool]
I’ve now seen this a million times everywhere, so I have to post it because I guess it’s popular. Heidi Montag’s fake tits are huge. Ok? [MoondogSports]
America, the land of entrepreneurs. Hilarious [Guyism]
I’m so glad I don’t own this guy in any of my leagues.
ARLINGTON – Julio Borbon, 1-for-21 with five strikeouts, was asked to regroup as well.
“I thought I’d play 162 games this year,” the first-year leadoff man said. “But sometimes the manager has to decide what’s best for you rather than you [taking it wrong and] being a knucklehead or something.”
There was a guy at my auction who was shouting to anyone who would listen that Julio Borbon was going to steal 70 bases. I felt especially satisfied after reading this news.
