Archive for April, 2010

I don’t know Papelbon personally and I’m 100% most if not all major leaguers have it in their contracts to do stupid local ad stuff for their team sponsors, but I’m willing to bet that Papelbon loves doing this stuff.



Oh boy. This is the best one I’ve seen in a while. I’ve been to a lot of Marlins and Dolphin games, and if you think the crowds are filled with senior citizens, you’re sorely mistaken. I got to witness some great fights at Dolphins games, but none of them compared to this brawl. It’s not just a bunch of crazy haymakers that miss by a foot, people get fucked up in this video. Lots of people. Enjoy.

Also, I love the chick who just pops out of the brawl with a big grin on her face. How the fuck did she make it through that pile unscathed?



The above video of Barcelona trashing Arsenal is a couple weeks old, but still serves as good evidence that Lionel Messi is currently the best player in the world. Fresh off of a win against Cristiano Ronaldo’s Real Madrid team, the Barcelona striker has staked his claim at the top.

It seems as if Messi nets goal(s) in every big game his team plays. FC Barcelona sits atop La Liga and maybe the world as the best club team going and he is a large reason why. Messi’s 27 goals is most by a nice cushion this year in Spain.

Perhaps we should start paying attention to Argentina this summer. They have Messi and Higuain (the second leading scorer in La Liga) up front, not to forget Carlos Tevez a top scorer in the EPL. To be continued…..



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Who here is a fan of the Atlanta Falcons?  Anyone?  I’m not really sure if much of our reader base comes from Atlanta but someone might need to make some kind of a call to all the hot women in that city and tell them to get their asses to Cheerleader tryouts like ASAP.

No offense to this lady here in the photo (I’d still do her) but I’m guessing the league isn’t too tolerant of a steak sandwich before coming in.  Watch those lovehandles sweetie!

I hope I get booed for that comments.  Still though,there was some talent at this year’s auditions.  Check out the photos after the jump

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Maybe she’s a total liar, or maybe she’s a total slut who actually was assaulted but doesn’t value justice over the revelation of her whorry past.  Either way, Big Ben’s alleged victim didn’t wanted to drop the case.

Lost in the much-hyped announcement that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger won’t face charges for sexual assault is the fact that, as District Attorney Fred Bright said Monday, the alleged victim’s lawyer told Bright on March 17 that she no longer wished to pursue the matter.

Bright said he met with the alleged victim and her family 10 days ago, and they confirmed that they did not want to pursue the matter.

When you accuse someone of rape, whether or not they did it has nothing to do with the accuser’s sexual history being put at issue.  A girl who’s been with a handful of guys and maybe made out with another chick in college isn’t really going to care about her sexual past being made public.  But a girl who has been with fifty plus guys, participated in gangbangs, received bukkake from the football team in high school and has let guys take filthy shits on her neck might be a little put off by having those facts made public.  I’m not saying Ben is innocent, and I’m not saying his accuser is a whore.  I’m just saying that her rationale in avoiding the media frenzy does not bode well.

By the way, follow the link to read Florio pull the idea of a payoff right out of thin air.  I blog high and I’m more professional than this guy.

[Pro Football Talk]



Phoenix+Coyotes+v+Columbus+Blue+Jackets+1MaefmnOzqll

NHL PLAYOFFS start Wednesday Night. Here are Unathletic’s Playoff Predictions……

East Conference:

Washington Over Montreal
New Jersey Over Philadelphia
Buffalo Over Boston
Pittsburgh Over Ottawa

Washington Over Pittsburgh (Awesome Series)
New Jersey Over Buffalo (Awesome Goaltending Series)

Washington over New Jersey

Western Conference:

San Jose Over Colorado
Chicago Over Nashville
Los Angeles Over Vancouver
Detroit Over Phoenix

San Jose Over Detroit (A Detroit team of a few years ago would have made this a ridiculously awesome series)
Chicago Over Los Angeles

San Jose Over Chicago

Stanley Cup

Washington Over San Jose

Ovechkin’s turn to hoist the cup. If this plays out as designed, the Conference Finals and Stanley Cup will be most enjoyable.



Click on photo to read about Phil Mickelson winning the Masters

Mickelson put together a nice few days of golf and took home his third green jacket this weekend. Enough about Tiger’s “angry outbursts” already. Let’s focus on the good stories for once.

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The Press

Kid’s first ballpark experience tainted by couple having sex in bathroom [Barstool]
Santonio Holmes traded to Jets…… [CNNSI]
…… and is suspended the first four games of the season [NYPOST]
Awesome JMU Springfest arrest video [BustedCoverage]
Murderers Row of Baseball Wags [Maxim]
10 Things you’ll remember from the Masters [Guyism]
Just in case you didn’t hear Tiger being bad at the Masters [TotalProSports]
Shannon Brown and Corey Brewer aren’t amigos [YouBeenBlinded]



I can’t imagine this guy slipping past #2 in the draft in a few weeks, and I’ll be pretty stunned if he’s not a good NFL player in just his rookie year. He’s simply a freak.

In the above video, you can see how fast and powerful he is, but the payoff is toward the end when he annihilates a tackling dummy and registers 3200 lbs of force – more than Ray Lewis was able to manage. To give you an idea of how hard that hit is, there is absolutely zero chance I could take that hit without crying or shitting my pants. 90% chance I would do both.




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