Archive for April, 2010

Bango is changing the mascot game right now. Walking on stilts or falling into a giant cake aren't going to cut it anymore. Thanks to Bango, mascots are going to have to risk their lives just to keep a job. He's spoiled the crowds and the bar has been raised. Bango is fighting hardcore matches in ECW while the rest of the league is still in WCW.



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Baseball is getting better and better. Back in the 80’s it was silly mascots (think Phillies) and guys like Mel Allen saying “How about that?”And I think the mascot has pretty much stayed dormant for a while. But now? Now it’s the new age of combining humorous mascots with lovely little vixens to support them.  Meet Team Fredbird.

There’s something very disturbing and yet erotic about this whole baseball cheerleaders thing.  Can’t you just see new waves of perverted websites out there catered to the “hot chicks with silly birds” genre?

In any event, if you’re living in St. Louis, here’s another reason to see the Cardinals in action

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Banging eight billion whores isn’t enough to scare Nike away, so why should a some penis-hanging-out-of-the-pants sexual assault?

It’s going to take more than sexual assault allegations originating from a nightclub’s bathroom and an NFL suspension for Nike to drop Ben Roethlisberger as an endorser.

The shoe company confirmed last week that Roethlisberger remains part of their “roster of athletes,” according to the New York Times.  Roethlisberger has previously been used to sell the company’s unfortunately named “Marauder” cleats.

As Gregg Rosenthal also notes, why bother?  Was Roethlisberger selling a ton of shoes to begin with?  I didn’t even know that he had his own personal shoe through Nike.  Shit, I didn’t even know that Ben Roethlisberger had a deal with Nike.  So really, is it worth it for Nike to associate with an alleged rapist and verified scumbag just months after backing Tiger Woods?  If it meant selling a shitload of shoes, then fine, whatever.  In this case, though, it just doesn’t make any sense.

[NBC Sports]



I don’t think you could find a worse case scenario in a hockey game. This is something you see in the Mighty Ducks  movies to teach young kids not to be cocky. I guess the puck kinda skipped so it wasn’t entirely his fault……………………………..



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Click on photo to read more about the Red Wings putting away the pesky ‘Yotes

A lot of credit due to the Coyotes for a good year, and a nice future. Hopefully, that franchise can flourish. My hockey picks kinda suck, and will definitely suck if Ovechkin doesn’t blow up tonight

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Roethlisberger’s behavior is explained….. [Barstool]
The Hottest NFL rookie jersey [MorningJolt]
The only gentleman left in professional sports… The Captain [BustedCoverage]
Wednesday gift… Kelly Brook pics [DonChavez]
Not feeling Beyonce in this one piece, but some are [MoondogSports]
Three for the money in Kentucky Derby [NYPOST]
Erin Andrews is starting to become a slut to me.. sad day [TotalProSports]
Hockey players suck at baseball [WithLeather]
2010 NFL Draft Winners and Losers [BleacherReport]



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This doesn’t really have anything to do with Ryan Braun, but I didn’t know what other pic to use aside from maybe the MLB logo.  Plus, he’s a dreamboat.  Anyway.

Multiple sources have confirmed to me that Major League Baseball is cracking down on Twitter usage, ordering MLB.com writers to cease tweeting about all non-baseball topics and scolding players for their Twitter usage in general.

Good.  I’ve said it a million times – nothing good can come of athletes being allowed to use Twitter.  They’re idiots.  It’s either some comments about an immigration law in Arizona, or pictures of a player’s dick, or comments about shitty team chemistry, or more pictures of a player’s dick.  Just fucking ban all of it already.

As for the MLB.com writers, that sucks, but also, like, get the fuck over yourselves.  So you can only tweet about baseball, big deal.  I can’t think of a less interesting person to follow for non-baseball comments than a baseball writer.

[NBC Sports]



It’s pretty sad that the title of this video is “The Worst Foul Ever” and I actually have to think about whether or not it is. Joey Crawford is notorious for being a cheating bullshit ref, and here’s a perfect example of the fix at work. How can anyone watch this and not think the NBA is fixed?



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In case you guys actually care what the Primera Division is in soccer it is not surprisingly the top level of the Mexican soccer league system.  Every season the league holds two major tournaments and every season it would appear that the cheerleaders get a little more sexy and dress in a little less clothing.

So obviously we here at Unathletic are fans of this behavior.  There’s something a tad different about a Mexican cheerleader.  You kind of feel like you can take her home.

Plus they have runs in their panties more than our American ladies do.  It’s just all around nice.

Pictures after the jump

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