Archive for April, 2010

Since there really aren’t any expectations for this Heat team, this shot didn’t sting nearly as much as the Allan Houston one from years ago. It’s still pretty rough though, since the Heat haven’t done shit since 2005 and actually had a decent chance of advancing to the second round this year.

All that matters, I guess, is that Wade resigns.



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What is going on with all these cold-weather cities getting bashed by NBA players?

“There’s pretty much nothing to do,” Smith said. “Miami has some really good restaurants. I never really did anything in Milwaukee. I would be happy to just find a restaurant. I’m not bashing the city but I’ve never actually did anything in Milwaukee so I really don’t know what is around there.”

By now Hawks PR Man Arthur Triche, seeing where this was headed, had creeped in to try and break up the party. But, Smoove being Smoove (”I don’t care!”) he wasn’t stopping.

Someone picked up on the Noah thread and asked Smith if he’d be taking any vacations in Milwaukee.

“Would you go there?” Smith asked. “Everybody knows there ain’t nothing to do in Milwaukee, man. Everybody knows that, (even) the people that live there.”

It seems like Smith was saying these things at least half-seriously, but I’m sure Milwaukee fans will take offense anyway.  What’s the big deal about having your city insulted, though?  People act like it’s on the same level as “yo mama” jokes or making fun of religion or something.  If a city isn’t on the coast and has shitty weather (and isn’t Chicago), chances are there’s not much to do and that yes, indeed, that city blows.  Why get upset over that?  Just accept it and move somewhere else.

[AJC]



I’m not 100% sure why a blatant Mets fan would be sitting in the outfield at a Yankees vs. Angels game but I guess he must have had a free ticket and been in the mood to accept the abuse that the fans would give him.

Hope you enjoyed it buddy.



Man, when people hate Tim Tebow, they really fucking hate Tim Tebow.

Too bad the flames didn’t spread to the gas canister.



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I’ve been touting the Eagles Cheerleaders as being one of my favorites in the NFL. There’s no question that these ladies are a top five in the category of women you’d like to have in your house to give you a personal cheering show.

So on can only assume that the criteria for actually getting into this squad has got to be on the high side.  If it’s not then I really don’t know how to explain the abundance of above average women trying out for this team.

I can only hope the rest of the NFL catches up to the loveliness of the Eagles.   Pictures of final auditions after the jump

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Joakim Noah isn’t apologizing for saying that Cleveland sucks.  Instead, his digging his heels in and continuing to make the claim.  Atta boy.

Not only did Noah lead with “Cleveland really sucks”, he landed that devastating follow-up after Game 2 of the Cavs-Bulls series, when someone asked if he regretted his comments.

“Not at all,” Noah replied. “Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland’s cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say ‘I’m going to Cleveland on vacation.’ I mean, what’s so good about Cleveland?”

Clearly Joakim Noah hasn’t seen all the wonderful things you can do from the Cleveland Tourism Video.  There’s like, some hot dog carts, and a sushi restaurant or something, and…uh, there’s a train, too.  What’s not to like?

Cleveland is seriously the type of place where if I had to live, I’d become a supervillain just to keep life somewhat interesting.

[ESPN.com]



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Yesterday, during the A’s 4-2 victory Alex Rodriguez and Dallas Braden exchanged some choice words after A-rod violated an “unwritten rule”. After going first to third on a foul ball by Robinson Cano, A-rod ran across the mound back to first, which didn’t please Braden one bit.

“He should probably take a note from his captain over there and realize you don’t cross the pitcher’s mound in between an inning or during the game. I was just dumbfounded that he would let that slip his mind — being someone of such status.”

“I don’t care if I’m Cy Young or the 25th man on the roster, if I’ve got the ball in my hand and I’m on that mound, that’s my mound … He ran across the pitcher’s mound foot on my rubber. No, not happening. We’re not the door mat anymore.”

A-rod had this to say……

“He just told me to get off his mound. I was a little surprised. I’d never quite heard that. Especially from a guy that has a handful of wins in his career … I thought it was pretty funny actually.”

It’s all pretty funny actually. A-rod is a well-documented moron, so do I think he did this on purpose. Probably not. And as a Yankees fan, I do not think Braden was in the wrong one bit. I actually give him credit for what he said. I think both comments are funny, and you gotta love the gold-standard Derek Jeter being brought up. I will say this if he was sarcastically referring to Jeter as the Captain, then fuck him. Nice picture you tool



My initial reaction was…. What the hell was that?

Options

1.) That’s his boyfriend, which is fine.
2.) It was a mistargeted cheek kiss, which is still awkward but ok
3.) That’s normal in that household

Obviously, something as stupid as this catches my eye




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