I’m not particularly into the whole fans looking at the camera and trying to be famous off of Youtube thing but the last 2 seconds of this video kind of makes it all worthwhile.
Francesca’s gotta do a better job of screening his calls. First some guys calls in asking about Jose Reyes’ cock, now he’s got crazy Kathy talking about how the Mets need Jesus. Fuck, Kathy, everybody knows that Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.
We’re about 12 games into the season, which means we can’t really tell much about how this year in baseball is going to play out. Needless to say, these power rankings will change as the seasons, but early on here’s who’s looking tough….
POWER RANKINGS
1.) Tampa Bay Rays (1o-3) – Just banged the shit out of Boston in Beantown. I don’t think a team in the bigs can match the pitching, power, speed, and defense of the Rays.
2.) New York Yankees (9-3) – Haven’t lost a series yet, which includes a trip to Tampa Bay. Murderous offense with Robbie Cano raking. Javy Vazquez starting to scare …. again.
3.) Minnesota Twins (9-4) – Love the offense. Love it. Real weak division, strong upside with pitching. Bullpen will get really scary at some point.
4.) Philadelphia Phillies (8-4) – Another murderous offense, with a terrifying pitching/bullpen staff aside from Doc. Will lead MLB in scoring easily this year.
5.) San Francisco (8-4) – Our first team in the Power Rankings where pitching precedes offense. God forbid, J. Sanchez gets consistently dominant.
6.) Florida Marlins (8-5) – Fiesty little offense. Need Coghlan and Maybin to get consistent. Pitching is strong and the bullpen has been pretty impressive thus far.
7.) St. Louis Cardinals (8-4) – You can’t score in 20 innings against the Mets, you get demoted. Waino may be the best pitcher, Pujols is the best hitter.. you get the idea…
8.) Colorado Rockies (6-6) – I still expect big things from this club offensively.. They finally have a legitimate Ace (Jimenez) with an Ace in the hole (De La Rosa)
Pick your joke…..
“Man, that’s the most intensity from the Lions all season”
“Man, I didn’t know people went to Lions games”
“Man, I feel bad for this chicks boyfriend”
Are you guys getting tired of these cheerleader tryouts articles? Neither am I. The latest in the long line of NFL teams is the Atlanta Falcons Girls. They recently made announcements on the final picks for their 2010 Cheering Squad.
It was a hard fought battle but it would appear that the right girls won. And by right girls I’m referring to the ones who were most flexible, had the best legs and who could distract me best from watching any part of the actual game.
Way to go ladies. Way to go. Pictures after the jump
Not like anyone who appear on VH1′s The Surreal Life is stable to begin with, but Canseco’s recent meltdown on Twitter is really something to behold. I don’t know what set him off, but it’s not pretty. I have a bad feeling this isn’t going to end well. Check out what this maniac was Tweeting less than 24 hours ago; here’s just a sample:
If you’re the type of person who participates in death pools and you’ve picked Jose, then congrats.
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It’s Kevin Garnett Character Assassination Day here at Unathletic!
Asked if he felt Garnett should be suspended, Noah went even stronger with his criticism.
“I don’t make the decisions,” Noah said. “But he’s always swinging elbows man. I’m hurting right now because of an elbow he threw. It’s unbelievable. He’s a dirty player. It’s one thing to be competitive and compete. But don’t be a dirty player man. He’s a dirty player.
“That’s messed up. I’m really excited about that (Heat-Celtics) series. It’s going to be fun. I hope they put (Jamaal) Magloire in.”
Jamaal Magloire is a rarely-used big man for the Heat, with the obvious implication that he would foul Garnett hard.
“He knows what he’s doing,” Noah said. “It’s messed up. It’s wrong. It’s not right. And then after that to say . . . whatever I shouldn’t even be talking about this stuff. It’s crazy.”
Well, Garnett was indeed suspended, so Noah got his wish. Many of you may be asking why the hell Noah is running is mouth when he’s not even involved in the series, but Noah was stealing passes and dunking all over Paul Pierce’s Bettlejuice face last season, so it’s not like he doesn’t walk the walk.
But more importantly, it’s pretty amazing how Kevin Garnett, im just a matter of like four seasons, went from one of the most likable, charismatic guys in the NBA to totally insufferable and someone that everyone roots against. I used to absolutely love the guy and the way he played ball, but now, it’s impossible to not view him as a punk. Like Noah said, he’s dirty, and he’s always trying to intimidate smaller players who never really buy into his bullshit, anyway.
