You drafted him high. Before the season started your team looked so sexy because this guy was in the lineup. Now, you’re way out of first place and your patience has been tested to it’s limits. Don’t worry you aren’t alone. Here are 5 guys fucking up your fantasy universe. Will they eventually reward your patience?

Texy has been anything but sexy. The guy is rocking one of the lowest batting averages in the league for players who qualify. Not to mention no pop either. Good news, this is tradition and he will be back to form soon. You’ll get your 30 and 100 but enough is enough already.

I targeted Ramis pre-draft. Fortunately, I did not get him. Before the injury bug bit the guy was a force good for 30 and 100 and a nice tight batting average. Then he got hurt, and they outlawed steroids. I hate to say it but you’re now looking at under .300 20 bombs and maybe 85 rbi’s.

I blasted Los Lee before and look he’s back again. This is alarming because now Berkman is back. I don’t know about El Caballo anymore. This season could spell trouble. A month in.. hitting under .200 and no home runs. This will right itself a bit, but will never be what you were hoping…

Verlander got himself back on the map last year, and now he’s falling right off it again. The guy has more issues with his “delivery” than anyone I have ever seen. Not to mention Leyland pitches the shit out of him. Don’t expect eye popping numbers from the flame thrower. Should be a pedestrian 15 win season, may get you 200 k’s though, that WHIP should stay juicy

Not sure what the story is here, but I do know there were high hopes for this top 3 catcher in Fenway this year. One pop and .247 average isn’t making you happy after the first month. I gotta think this will turn itself around and he’ll put up good numbers. We could be in serious power trouble though