But wait…what about Chris Farley?
Saturday Night Live’s Super Fans, the beer-drinking, Ditka-loving, sunglasses-wearing Chicagoans who love all things Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks and Cubs, will reunite in June to stage a live reading of a never-produced screenplay from the mid-’90s. The script was written by original SNL writer and original Super Fan Robert Smigel (the guy who does Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) and Mr. Show co-creator Bob Odenkirk. The script featured the Super Fans lamenting the sale of the Bears and the conversion of Soldier Field into a sea of luxury boxes. It never got the greenlight from Paramount.
On June 19, Smigel and Odenkirk will lead a live reading of the script along with original Super Fans George Wendt and Joe Mantegna, as well as film critic Richard Roeper, who will serve as the narrator. Mike Ditka will appear as himself.
This might not be so bad, as both Smigel and Odenkirk are very funny guys. Of course, it’s about 20 years too late, and the absence of Chris Farley is too big an elephant in the room to ignore. May I suggest instead that Smigel and Odenkirk or whoever wants to write a script about Eagles fans? Four degenerate scumbags follow the Eagles from training camp to the Super Bowl. There could be the battery-throwing scene, the riot scene, the Santa being booed scene, and of course, the vomiting on an 11-year-old girl scene. Shit, the thing practically writes itself.
1 Response to DA BEARS SUPERFANS ARE BACK…SORT OF
randy
June 3rd, 2010 at 8:00 am
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