I was never a big Vince Carter fan before it was revealed that he’d mail it in while playing for the Raptors, but after that revelation I’ve pretty much rooted against him. As you can guess, this was pretty satisfying for me. Nothing against Orlando, but Carter really is the biggest pussy in basketball. A hard foul keeps him out of the paint for the rest of the game; everyone knows this. That is, if he hasn’t already fallen down and hurt himself without any other players being within 5 feet of him.

Somewhere, Nick Anderson must be smiling that he’s not the only mega choker in Orlando.