Because there aren’t already too many people getting in my way on a daily basis:

The New Meadowlands Stadium, the $1.6 billion jewel co-owned by the New York Giants and Jets, will host the 2014 Super Bowl, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced Tuesday afternoon at the league’s spring meeting.

“It’s a historic moment for the league,” Goodell said.

Well, hopefully the world will end in December 2012 like the Mayans say it will because I certainly don’t want to be around for a Super Bowl in New York.  And I’m not even talking about the shitty weather or the general entitlement of New Yorkers.  No, it’s simply because I can’t imagine a weekend when tens of thousands of people flock to New York.  It’s already bad enough as it is, what with tourists who have no idea they are even alive wandering on the sidewalks and getting in my way.  You can hardly fucking walk down the street and a normal pace because it’s always so packed.  I honestly can’t think of a worse place to be than New York for Super Bowl 2014.

[ESPN.com]