It’s unreal how hard this guy rules.
NEW YORK — The first step in what the New Jersey Nets hope is a quick turnaround is in place.
New owner Mikhail Prokhorov is eager to get started on the rest.
“For those who are already fans of the Nets and the NBA, I intend to give you plenty to cheer about,” the Russian billionaire said in a statement.
The Nets are now officially the Nyets.
Prokhorov’s purchase of the team was approved Tuesday by NBA’s owners, who welcomed the first non-North American into their club.
If I’m a Nets fan, I’m excited. For one, the Cavs look like they’re going to roll over for Boston, and so maybe LeBron’s frustration will lead him to ditch the city for a place where he can win. Would you rather play with Shaq and Mo Williams or Devin Harris and Brook Lopez? Plus, the Nets will likely move the Brooklyn which is – let’s face it – the new Manhattan. I am not saying LeBron is leaving Cleveland, but if he does, I can’t see him going anywhere but to the Nets.
I’m also excited, if I’m a Nets fan, because I will be rooting for the first franchise in NBA history to be owned by a James Bond villain.
[ESPN.com]
A simple mistake, a problem with word-retrieval, or a phony douchebag? You decide.
BOSTON — Boston Mayor Thomas Menino might need to brush up on his city’s sports history before he publicly saluting any more of its “ionic” moments.
The mayor made a double-barreled gaffe Monday at a ceremony to unveil a statue of Boston Bruins legend Bobby Orr.
It depicts the Hall of Fame defenseman soaring through the air after being tripped as he scored the winning goal of the 1970 Stanley Cup finals.
Menino said: “In Boston, we have an amazing set of remarkable athletes whose actions in the moment have become ionic in sports” He mentioned a few, including: “Varitek splitting the uprights.”
Of course he meant Vinatieri, and it’s really that egregious of a mistake. I don’t think a real, passionate sports fan would make the mistake, but it’s forgivable. At least both names start with a “V.”
Don’t sweat it, Menino. Nothing will top that phony John Kerry’s proclamation that he likes watching “Manny Ortez” at Red Sox games.
Just the perfect shot. Admittedly, I’m kind of upset for watching this video. Not because Varejao’s pain is somehow being channeled into my crotch, but because the though of what his pubic hair must look like crossed my mind and now it’s stuck.
Is anyone aware that the playoffs are taking place in the NHL right now? Neither was I. Of every major sport out there doesn’t it feel like Hockey goes on all year around? It’s like a 2 week break after the Stanley Cup and it’s preseason all over again. Not that I ever even pay attention.
I’m pretty sure I thought the Stanley Cup took place in March and is really just a giant drinking cup anyway. The only real thing I know about hockey is Matt Barnaby’s Canadian accent on ESPN and Barry Melrose’s greasy porn hair.
Other than that, here are some nice ice hockey cheerleaders
A week after posting a “5 hot Golfers” article, one of the 5, Erica Blasberg, was been found dead in a Las Vegas suburb on Sunday. It isn’t clear whether or not there is foul play involved around this odd death. Blasberg was 25 years old at the time, and had only played in one LPGA event this year two weeks ago in Mexico. She finished 44th.
Blasberg was a successful collegiate golfer at the University of Arizona. She had one 6 times and played on the Curtis Cup team in 2004. She was well-liked on the tour, and her loss will be felt throughout the LPGA.
There have been no details reported yet on Blasberg’s death. It was first reported by Golfweek magazine.
Do you think Pierce managed to get up and play again that game, based on the picture above? Of course he did. You may be fooling reporters, Paul, but not me.
WALTHAM, Mass. — Boston Celtics captain Paul Pierce understands it’s only natural for some to question whether he’s completely healthy given his offensive struggles against the Cleveland Cavaliers so far this series, but he stressed Monday he’s in good condition and reaffirmed that his production doesn’t matter so long as his team wins.
“There’s nothing wrong with me,” said Pierce. “The key for me is to just being focused, being ready to give this team what it needs to win. There’s nothing wrong with me.”
It’s amazing how Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce used to be so likable but now, nobody can stand them. With KG, the reason is obvious – he’s a studio gangster, always acting tough and getting in the faces of guys smaller than him. But nobody’s intimidated and he just comes off looking like an asshole. I mean, when you can’t scare Zaza Pachulia, maybe it’s time to give up the Scarface act.
Pierce isn’t an asshole, but he’s just as annoying. I used to love Pierce, the one guy on the Celts who wanted the ball and who would take – and make – the big shots. Huge balls. But somewhere along the line, he got Dwyane Wade disease, where he has to fall down and fake an injury every 15 minutes. I mean, the “knee injury” in the Finals when he was carried off? Wow. Academy Award type of stuff. So even though he’s playing like shit, maybe he wouldn’t have to answer questions about his health if he quit falling to the ground and clutching an appendage any time he brushes against someone. Sack up, dude. You’re better than that.
[ESPN.com]
English Capt. Rio Ferdinand, who didn’t play in Manchester United’s final game against Stoke on Sunday, is facing a serious fitness test for the World Cup. He has suffered from ankle and groin problems all season. He will be put through rigorous physical tests to ensure he can make it through the rough few weeks of the World Cup.
Fabio Capella, the skipper of the Three Lions, will have to make a final decision in the upcoming weeks. Seeing he is almost certain to name Liverpool’s Jamie Carragher, it may not look good for Ferdinand.
Why is this even a relevant story? Well, the United States’ first game is against England, and England is the top competition in Group C.
Click on photo to read more about Bradley’s plea for help
Everyone always talks about Bradley’s tremendous talent. Well when are we going to see it? He’s 31 now, he hasn’t played a full season since he started in 2000. I mean I do feel bad for the guy, but he’s just not worth the issues. Look at his numbers.
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