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Lakers vs. C’s seems likely, but we shouldn’t count on it just yet. I think there is plenty more story to be told in the Conference Finals
The Press
Paul Pierce post game interview about Tweeting [YouBeenBlinded]
Met’s Angel turns triple play [NYBarstool]
Spaz Girlfriend destroys X-box 360 [WithLeather]
Chris Johnson and Andre Johnson want to get Paid [BleacherReport]
7 People most likely to get tased at a sporting event [TotalProSports]
Dallas Braden Tattoo gets you laid [Barstool]
Floyd Landis admits doping, calls out Lance [CNNSI]
Eliza Dushku is dating Rick Fox. WTF! [BustedCoverage]
WAG’s are well-documented. Sometimes it doesn’t hit you until you actually look at the facts. But fuck man. Athletes, who can look like my ass get some ridiculous tail. Here is a collection of athletes, even race car drivers, who have reaped the rewards of their status…
But wait…what about Chris Farley?
Saturday Night Live’s Super Fans, the beer-drinking, Ditka-loving, sunglasses-wearing Chicagoans who love all things Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks and Cubs, will reunite in June to stage a live reading of a never-produced screenplay from the mid-’90s. The script was written by original SNL writer and original Super Fan Robert Smigel (the guy who does Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) and Mr. Show co-creator Bob Odenkirk. The script featured the Super Fans lamenting the sale of the Bears and the conversion of Soldier Field into a sea of luxury boxes. It never got the greenlight from Paramount.
On June 19, Smigel and Odenkirk will lead a live reading of the script along with original Super Fans George Wendt and Joe Mantegna, as well as film critic Richard Roeper, who will serve as the narrator. Mike Ditka will appear as himself.
This might not be so bad, as both Smigel and Odenkirk are very funny guys. Of course, it’s about 20 years too late, and the absence of Chris Farley is too big an elephant in the room to ignore. May I suggest instead that Smigel and Odenkirk or whoever wants to write a script about Eagles fans? Four degenerate scumbags follow the Eagles from training camp to the Super Bowl. There could be the battery-throwing scene, the riot scene, the Santa being booed scene, and of course, the vomiting on an 11-year-old girl scene. Shit, the thing practically writes itself.
I was never a big Vince Carter fan before it was revealed that he’d mail it in while playing for the Raptors, but after that revelation I’ve pretty much rooted against him. As you can guess, this was pretty satisfying for me. Nothing against Orlando, but Carter really is the biggest pussy in basketball. A hard foul keeps him out of the paint for the rest of the game; everyone knows this. That is, if he hasn’t already fallen down and hurt himself without any other players being within 5 feet of him.
Somewhere, Nick Anderson must be smiling that he’s not the only mega choker in Orlando.
Last month the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders engaged in a show put on for Family and Friends (which you had to register for). It was a chance for people to meet the beautiful girls and see them put on multiple dances. Isn’t that nice? But here is far and away the best quote I found from that show.
As a DCC Fan, getting to see the Family & Friends show was an honor and a privilege for me. From the moment we got our tickets at the door to the moment we left the Gaylord, everyone associated with the DCC were all smiles. (via)
Left the Gaylord? Has anyone ever heard that phrase? What the hell is a Gaylord? I mean I’ve heard the name before but not of someone actually leaving a Gaylord.
Anyway, Cowgirls after the jump
Yeah, that’s the ticket – it was his lower back. Riiight.
Josh Beckett’s bad back has landed him on the 15-day disabled list. Righthanded reliever Joe Nelson was called up from Triple A Pawtucket.
Tim Wakefield will take Beckett’s place in the rotation and start against the Phillies Sunday.
Beckett missed a start earlier this month with a sore back and Tuesday night left his start against the Yankees in the fifth inning because of back issues. Beckett said after the game he didn’t expect to miss a start but the Red Sox decided today to be cautious and place Beckett on the disabled list.
So Joshy B is going on the DL because he’s got a bad back, not because he’s been shitting the bed nearly every outing since he signed that contract. Beckett may very well be hurt, but if it’s not blisters, I’m going to call that this is nothing more than some time off to clear his head.
I’ll always be a Beckett fan (he can do no wrong after dominating the Yanks in 2003), but I unfortunately think we’ve seen his best.
As a whole this video may suck to the average man. Unless you enjoy soccer, or techno. Why it is posted? Well Gladiator is one of my all-time favorite movies. Totti’s nickname is the Gladiator. That’s sweet to have that nickname, and be a millionaire. Also, the SPAZZING at the beginning of the video is awesome.
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13 unanswered goals after falling behind the Bruins 3-0. The playoffs are all about a team getting hot…. the Flyers are white hot
The Press
Wet T-Shirt Pics to help get through your Wednesday [Barstool]
Barcelona sign David Villa [CNNSI]
UNC hoops Booze cruise photos [CoedMag]
Referee throws ball at fan [Guyism]
Hero to Goat: Thames, Joba doom Yankees [NYPOST]
Amazing Goal from 45 Yards out [TotalProSports]
The Blackhawks are ridic on the Road [BleacherReport]
More Tweeting non-sense from the NBA [YouBeenBlinded]
