Fabio Capello, the head coach of England, has implemented a no-sex policy for his players during the World Cup. Not a bad idea, seeing a couple of his players on his squad have had trouble keeping it in their pants. Alright, I understand that it’s a once every four year event and it’s for your country. It wouldn’t be wise to compromise anything just because you need to lay pipe. But, it shocked me to find out that the coach will be able to monitor his players in their rooms with actual surveillance. He will have the ability to call on the players whenever he feels like it via television.

Hmmm… Ok.

My first thought is…. there are many places to have sex. My second, this is kind of wierd. It’s kinda creepy. Well, I guess whatever you have to do to get the W… or draw:)

In related news, the Argentinian team is free to have sex, just not with champagne and Havana cigars! Hilarious