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Click on photo to read more about Drogba and Portugal v. Ivory Coast Game

As I’ve said before, the underachieving Elephants are my squad. They looked pretty good today. They definitely outplayed the 3rd ranked team in the World. To get through this Group would be a big achievement, and then who knows what……

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The Press

Fierce chick working out.. scary or arousing? [Barstool]
Late Goal salvages tie for Kiwis [CNNSI]
Don’t feel to bad for Robert Green, his ex-chick is tight [BustedCoverage]
Australia vs. Germany in Body Paint Babes [CoedMag]
Matador arrested for running away from bull?? [Guyism]
Best Female fan pic from World Cup to date [TotalProSports]
Are boobs ever too big? Nahhh [Uncoached]
Touchdown Jesus struck by lightning [BleacherReport]



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Fabio Capello, the head coach of England, has implemented a no-sex policy for his players during the World Cup. Not a bad idea, seeing a couple of his players on his squad have had trouble keeping it in their pants. Alright, I understand that it’s a once every four year event and it’s for your country. It wouldn’t be wise to compromise anything just because you need to lay pipe. But, it shocked me to find out that the coach will be able to monitor his players in their rooms with actual surveillance. He will have the ability to call on the players whenever he feels like it via television.

Hmmm… Ok.

My first thought is…. there are many places to have sex. My second, this is kind of wierd. It’s kinda creepy. Well, I guess whatever you have to do to get the W… or draw:)

In related news, the Argentinian team is free to have sex, just not with champagne and Havana cigars! Hilarious



Imagine if this was a heated rivalry between two countries that hated each other. Fortunately, for this idiot the Germans don’t even seem to know Australia is even in the World Cup. I know you aren’t suppose to take a team for granted, but the Germans didn’t even bat an eye at this dude. I guess they didn’t have to, Germany crushed the Socceroos 4-0.



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Texas has declined an invitation to the Pac-10 and elected to continue to compete in the Big XXII. Moments later Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and Texas A&M declared they would stay in the league as well. Texas seems to be the ring leader in this fiasco, however it was published that the remaining 10 schools in the Big XXII have elected to remain together.

Why did Texas stay? Well, one of the reasons could be that Texas was cleared to set up it’s own TV station and keep the proceeds. Texas A&M considered moving to the SEC, while the other schools were being courted by the Pac-10. At the end of the day, sadly, college sports has become all about money. With that said, Big XXII commissioner Dan Beebe saved the day.

Lets take measure of what the Big XXII lost. Two big schools. Nebraska and Colorado are big schools. There will certainly be financial implications. In terms of competition….. Nebraska has a good football program, and……… well Nebraska has a good football programs. The conference didn’t lose much in terms of competition. I do believe the coaches of the Big XXII are still comfortable and confident with their conference.



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Click on Photo to read more about the Japanese victory

I’m really not sure why I led The Press off with this article. Honda scored the game winner. Insert car jokes. I don’t know if this is really a story of super interest. I’m sorry, I suck:(

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The Press

Artest flop after Rondo shove, Van Gundy steals the show! [YouBeenBlinded]
Amazing New York Post cover page about USA’s “win” against England [WithLeather]
Posada with Grand Slams two days in a row [BleacherReport]
Badass Kid pulls his tooth out with a Rocket [Uncoached]
English Soccer players play golf, urinate publicly after tie [TotalProSports]
World Cup security go on strike, police take over [NYPOST]
Go USA.. Girls wearing flags [F-Listed]
20 Awesome BP images [Heavy]



Well…. I’m not surprised about this one. The Wonderlic doesn’t lie my friends. Dumb = Dumb. The NFL, quite frankly, is becoming a fuckin joke. These guys are seriously fuckin retarded. You make millions of dollars you can’t stay out of trouble. Vince Young is a fuckin waste of God-given talent. It’s really sickening to see something in the news everyday from the NFL. I can’t wait to hear what this fight was over. “Oh it’s not his fault he had a rough upbringing”. Fuck outta here



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I’m taking nothing away from the Lakers or Celtics here as it’s been a fine series thus far.  However, wouldn’t it be nice to see little Stevie Nash in the finals?  I think it would be pretty awesome.  Oh and let’s not forget about the Suns Dancers who are far and away one of the least mentioned talents of the NBA.

Not only have they had calendar experience but it’s evident that they know how to use push up bras better than nearly every dance squad in the NBA.  When you’re mastered the art of the push up then you know you’ve graduated to elite status.

Check out the proof after the jump

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