Brian Phillips of Yahoo! recently published an article about a post-World Cup interview given by Cristiano Ronaldo. In the interview, Ronaldo describes the utter pain he is feeling from Portugal’s loss to Spain….

I feel a broken man, completely disconsolate, frustrated and an unimaginable sadness. … I am a human being and like any human being I suffer and I have the right to suffer alone.

Deep Breathe…. Where do I begin? Well, first I do not feel bad for you bro. Yes, as a competitor any kind of defeat is tough to take especially if it involves representing your country. With that said, my gut feeling is this will be ephemeral for poor Cristiano. He’ll drowned his sorrows in some super model’s cleavage.

Secondly, look at the video. You look heartbroken man. You actually look like a spoiled dickhead. Don’t act like an asshole, then expect people to have sympathy for you. Poor Cristiano! I’m pretty sure what you are feeling can be fixed by looking at your bank statement and social calendar. That is all.