There’s always something. Everyday. There’s always something. It never ceases to amaze me. I’m just so lucky. The Pitino extortion case details were released and published on thousands of websites this week. Big, small you name it, the website had the saucy details of Little Dickie Pitino’s affair with Karen Sypher. If you’d like to read the entire article here’s the link to the Yahoo! report. Yahoo is a famous website, that millions and millions of web surfers young and old use. The title to this article says….

Pitino says extortion suspect unzipped his pants

What the fuck! What are you in middle school? It doesn’t end there. Pitino goes on to say AFTER she unzipped his pants, the two had sex “very briefly”. She said he had to use a condom because she was “very fertile”. I mean there is plenty of room for interpretation here, but shit is this hilarious. I love all this bullshit. I love that Rick Pitino this big, bad basketball coach has to go in front of dozens of people and look like a complete pussy. “Ugh, ladies and gentleman of the jury, ugh this woman unzipped my pants. Ugh It was scary!” Give me a break dude. The woman had an agenda, you like many other men, were thinking with your dick, you fucked up and that’s that. Enough of the extra bullshit. How the fuck is this guy going to be a role model for his starting point guard who’s banging 6 white chicks raw dog? And then there’s me, like a brain dead reTARD, who continues to question why so many pro athletes are morons. Enough is enough already.