13,000 people went to the Dwyane Wade, Lebron James, Chris Bosh Miami Heat party. 13,000 idiots. How stupid did this party look? I’m sure there were a group of frat guys going, “Yo man, let’s pregame then go to the Miami Heat party. Sweet Bro” It must have been a lot of fun to sit in a crowd and watch three guys walk on stage, do a little dancing, and then sit on stools. Either way, I’m lucky I don’t follow the NBA that closely because this is just the first of extracurricular activities to come from the Miami Heat. Here are 5 things we can expect to see this upcoming season……
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I’m not talking about Lebron today. I’m sick of this garbage. Go to Miami dude, better yet, go to Mongolia.
The Press
Knicks and Warriors close to sign-and-trade [MorningJolt]
Germany and Fan with enormous boobs eliminated [BustedCoverage]
44 Legit reasons to root for Spain [CoedMag]
A graph to unwanted erections in life [RegretfulMorning]
Yankees to make History, play in 3-D on YES [NYPost]
10 Best Athlete Publicity Stunts [BleacherReport]
As Bad of a Beat as you’ll see at the WSOP [WithLeather]
Soccer Announcers Gone Wild [Manofest]
If anything this is more of a message than the funniest thing you’ll see today. Nonetheless, kid has some nice bunnies, but then again we all probably would in this scenario. Instead of supporting his son for working on his bike, he fucks with him. And we wonder why kids these days have so many issues….
In case you’re not familiar this convention might be one of the best events of the year. The P-R-O Convention is the premier professional cheerleading and dance convention. Held annually in Atlanta, Georgia, P-R-O features instructors from NFL, NBA, MLS, and the WPFL.
Professional cheerleading squads and dance teams come from all over the country to attend the two day event. What goes on? Oh you know, pictures, dancing, slumber parties, nude tickle fights. OK maybe just the first two but man it seems like a blast.
Some of the best representatives are after the jump….
The Netherlands have reached the World Cup Final. Rafael van der Vaart could be a World Cup Champion in a few days. He could be part of a team that brings his home country unequaled elation. If he is to fail, all is not lost. He still gets to go home to Sylvie… All is not lost my friend, not even close….. Take a look and you’ll understand.
Paul, the famous psychic Octopus from Germany, has more skill at picking World Cup Winners than we do. Thus far, Paul has picked 5 games right, and his recent feat was picking a Spanish victory in the semi-final.
To predict the winner, boxes are placed in front of him. He then opens up one of the boxes, which reveals a nation’s flag. He has been correct in picking most of Germany’s wins in the World Cup with the exception of the 1-0 loss to Serbia.
The octopus picked Spain for the semi-final, but up until this moment he has picked Germany nearly every game. Of course, they have won until yesterday, and Paul was subject to scrutiny with the public crying foul play. He knew better than to stick with Germany yesterday, and went with Spain. Next time, consult Paul for your World Cup picks. That is assuming he’s not fried calamari tonight.
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The Heat got Wade back, and signed Bosh. Yay! I know I’ve been saying that I think the Knicks were screwed, but at this point in the back of my head I can’t see how Lebron signs with Cleveland, or Miami. That gives the Knicks a 50/50 shot. He’s Lebron, he’s not going to be that puss that had to run to D. Wade and Bosh for help. Cleveland isn’t getting any better. He doesn’t want to play under Michael’s shadow… does he? Interesting times my friends.
The Press
Ocho Cinco thinks he knows where Lebron is going [NYCBarstool]
Most amazing Own Goal you will ever see [WithLeather]
Spain’s WAGs! [BleacherReport]
5 White Players the NBA misses dearly [Uncoached]
Fan falls from second level at Rangers game [TotalProSports]
Durant gets his extension [CNNSI]
Hot Uruguay fans get one last stand [CoedMag]
10 Hottest Women at WSOP [BustedCoverage]
2 Girls showing good sportsmanship on the Soccer Field [MoondogSports]
