You gotta love Indoor Football. It’s like the minor leagues. Sure the level of play isn’t all that great but you always get fun little gimmicks when the players are off the field and of course there are some sexy cheerleaders. The nice thing about these cheerleaders is that you actually might have a shot to bang them.
Actually you don’t. Not even a remote shot but who the hell knows these days right? Today’s focus is on the Baltimore Mariners. I would definitely have a drink with some of these broads after games.
Pictures after the jump…
There’s always something. Everyday. There’s always something. It never ceases to amaze me. I’m just so lucky. The Pitino extortion case details were released and published on thousands of websites this week. Big, small you name it, the website had the saucy details of Little Dickie Pitino’s affair with Karen Sypher. If you’d like to read the entire article here’s the link to the Yahoo! report. Yahoo is a famous website, that millions and millions of web surfers young and old use. The title to this article says….
Pitino says extortion suspect unzipped his pants
What the fuck! What are you in middle school? It doesn’t end there. Pitino goes on to say AFTER she unzipped his pants, the two had sex “very briefly”. She said he had to use a condom because she was “very fertile”. I mean there is plenty of room for interpretation here, but shit is this hilarious. I love all this bullshit. I love that Rick Pitino this big, bad basketball coach has to go in front of dozens of people and look like a complete pussy. “Ugh, ladies and gentleman of the jury, ugh this woman unzipped my pants. Ugh It was scary!” Give me a break dude. The woman had an agenda, you like many other men, were thinking with your dick, you fucked up and that’s that. Enough of the extra bullshit. How the fuck is this guy going to be a role model for his starting point guard who’s banging 6 white chicks raw dog? And then there’s me, like a brain dead reTARD, who continues to question why so many pro athletes are morons. Enough is enough already.
We’re spanning the major sports here to come up with the 2010-2011 Rookie All-D-Bag Team. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to being a dickhead in life. Don’t expect big tips from these guys, doormen. The good news is; if you’re a huge fan of one of these players you’re certain to hear more about them in the future. I have no problem blowing these guys up. After all, they’ve earned it….
Good players seem to be getting younger and younger these days in the National Basketball Association. It’s not quite like tennis when you’re basically through past the age of 25. But remember the 70s where white dudes had high socks and looked like they were 40? I mean granted 35 is definitely old for the NBA but you don’t see too many good players at that age these days.
And you’d be surprised at how old some players who have been in the league for a long long time are. You’d think they hit the 35 year mark. But no. They might have some juice left.
Here are 5 players in the NBA who seem way older than they are.
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How many times are we going to hear about how OchoCinco and T.O. are going to be drama for Cincy? I’m not buying it. Sure there will be antics, and b.s., but hell Carson Palmer has got to be licking his chops right now. If he doesn’t put up gawdy numbers than he may be done.
The Press
The most elaborate and sweet goal celebration of all time [Barstool]
Introducing the Pac-12 [CNNSI]
Sexy UAB Volleyballer takes photo on toilet? and beach! [FrathouseSports]
Dude breaks arm during Arm Wresting match [DonChavez]
25 Amazing Bikini PhotoBombs [Manofest]
Frolov boosts Rangers attach [NYPost]
Max Talbot calls Ovechkin a Douche!! [BleacherReport]
Ochocinco Tweets himself to Death over T.O. signing [BroBible]
I’m not saying this chick is hot, because she’s really not that attractive. Her body is one ridiculous muscle. We, as a public, turn everything in to sports. Eating, throwing a frisbee around a golf course, you name it it’s now a sport. Why not Pole Dancing. Let’s have International Pole Dancing Competitions. I bet some of you can’t wait until masturbation is a sport. I’m such a tool because the whole time I’m sitting here going, “Damn that is soo dangerous”. This isn’t really sexy, it’s just one of those things you watch braindead.
I can’t say I’m the biggest fan of Arena Football but that doesn’t mean I don’t follow it. Hell it’s nice to know what’s going on with the Tampa Bay Storm don’t you think? OK, I don’t really think so either but man is their cheerleading squad packed with talent.
Talk about push up bras. That is exactly what we’re looking for here at Unathletic. The pushing ability that that ability to take pictures with overweight fans. How awesome is that? That’s America dammit. Seriously.
Check out the Storm Cheerleaders after the jump…
Shutdown Corner dropped an article yesterday that caught my eye. Terrence Cody, the Ravens 2nd round draft pick out of Alabama, was deemed tooo…. how do I say this?… hmm, too chubby to practice with the Ravens. Cody, nicknamed Mt. Cody in college, is an ultra-talented, ultra-big defensive lineman who demands a double team like the filthiest of porn stars. Regardless, he failed his conditioning test and was not permitted to practice.
I’m coming to grips with the fact that I will simply never understand…. Your drafted, you finally have an opportunity to fulfill your dreams and play professional football, not to mention make millions and millions of dollars. Celebrate for a week, sure, but to let yourself balloon up 30 pounds disregarding the consequences?? Jeez. How lucky is this idiot he gets to play in the NFL? I’d be busting my ass so I could be a stud and play for years. We’re talking millions of dollars bro. Oh well, I guess I can’t be too harsh because I’m not in their position and don’t know. But shit, what happens if you’re too overweight get cut and don’t get another shot? Then what?
