Have you ever actually looked into this? Ok, stupid question. Seriously though, most teams have people who have performed heroic acts or various dignitaries around the country through out the first pitch. Not the Dodgers. Not in Hollywood baby. The Dodgers enlist every notable hot chick possible in the greater Los Angeles area to open the festivities. I mean screw the one-legged guy, who saved a baby from a burning house. The Dodgers are all about the babes my friends. Check it out…..

Kim Kardashian

After the game, she handled more balls in the locker room.

Lauren Conrad

I love Lauren. For serious.

Audrina Patridge

My guess is it took about 30 minutes to explain to her what she should do. Nice quads though!

Nicolette Sheridan

Please file under what not to wear when throwing out a first pitch. Did she just get finished with pilates class?

Whitney Port

Dodgers really milking the cast of The Hills here. God knows where this pitch ended up. Nice form!

Pamela Anderson

Even at a Dodgers game in front of her kid she’s not going to cover up what got here there. Good for her!

Vanessa and Angela Simmons

I kinda dig Angela. Thank goodness for Daddy!

Matthew McConaughey

Sorry, sometimes the brain dead idiot file is right next to the hot chicks… for no particular reason….