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It takes a certain kind of mentality to be a closer in the Major Leagues.   Not only do you have to have the “stuff” to get batters out but you have to be very strong mentally.  In high pressure situations you need a guy that just doesn’t give a shit.  A guy whose got the balls to let loose and go after a hitter.

It’s no wonder that closers come and go.  Another prerequisite for closing status?  Sometimes it’s a look that’ll get a man.  Over the years there have been plenty of wacky looking dudes to come to the mound in the ninth.

Here are seven that I think deem the “most psychotic” looking award.

John Rocker

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Guy was a racist.  He was jacked (obviously on ‘roids).  He dated black women despite his racism.  He was just all around badness.  And the faces this dude made on the mound were a little wacky.

Mitch Williams

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The real “Wild Thing.”  Not only was he a wacko mullet looking type dude.  Guy fell off the mound every single time he threw a pitch.  Funny that he’s now a pretty decent commentator on MLB network.

Brian Wilson

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Dude has nasty stuff and a look to back it up.  He’s had about 16 hairstyles since establishing elite closer status and one can only wonder what he’ll do for the playoffs (if they make it).

Rob Dibble

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I’m not sure if he’s as crazy looking as the other guys on this list but Dibble was no slouch in the psycho department.   Fights, screaming, dugout crap, you name it.

Rod Beck

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R.I.P. Mr Beck.  Rod Beck is the true mullet closer of his generation.  Not to mention the mustache.  You just can’t mess with that.

Bobby Jenks

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There are certain people that I just don’t like strictly because of the way they look.  Jenks falls into that category.  He’s fat, gross looking, and has that facial hair and for what?  To be intimidating?  Eat another french fry dude.  Shut up and become a better pitcher.

Al Hrabosky

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When your nickname is the “Mad Hungarian” I don’t think you really have much of a case for not calling him psychotic.   And that ‘stache is no joke either.




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7 Responses to Seven of Baseball’s All Time Most Psychotic Looking Closers

luke

August 13th, 2010 at 8:38 am

shouldnt this begin with gossage?

Nattyb

August 13th, 2010 at 9:17 am

Yeah but did he look psychotic? He just had a weird mustache. Kind of a calm dude actually. These guys are insane.

Stacy

August 13th, 2010 at 11:18 am

Former Astro Charlie Kerfeld. He might not have been psychotic, but he was weird.

Jamie

August 13th, 2010 at 12:11 pm

This list should also include Tom “The Terminator” Henke. He had the Michael Douglas in “Falling Down” brand of psycho down perfectly. You never knew if he was going to throw the nasty slider, the high heat or rip off his horn-rimmed glasses and completely lose his mind.

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cdjones

August 14th, 2010 at 4:32 am

“This list should also include Tom “The Terminator” Henke. He had the Michael Douglas in “Falling Down” brand of psycho down perfectly. You never knew if he was going to throw the nasty slider, the high heat or rip off his horn-rimmed glasses and completely lose his mind.”

Agreed. It’s always the quiet ones.

Doctorwrites

August 14th, 2010 at 6:41 am

OK, I’m going with Bobby Ayala. He didn’t scare the other team, but boy did he scare his own dugout!

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