When you think of Golf it’s generally associated with the more “classy” of sports.  I mean there aren’t as many cases of funny pants these days but I think you know what I mean.  However, it’s nice to let loose on a golf course once in a while.

And since it’s generally disrespectful to not use proper etiquette on a golf course I see no reason to do so some fun stuff at least once in your life.

Do one of these five things at least once in your life on a golf course.  Trust me, you’ll enjoy it…..

Take a Leak

Have you actually ever pissed on a Golf course?  I know I’ve had like a million instances where I really had to piss and I simply felt compelled to run back to the clubhouse.  The only times I would ever piss on a golf course are when there are woodsy areas.  Then I don’t really care.  But it’d be nice to simply let one rip right on the green.

Go insane with a Golf Cart

This one I’ve actually done.  You release the governor on the Golf care and let the thing fly.   These little bad boys can exceed 20 MPH and when you have enough speed you can really make some tracks.  I’ve done some pretty intense 360s before and it’s really really fun.

Streak

I don’t have the balls to do this one and I never will but I always had a profound respect for those nutjobs who streak in the middle of a PGA tournament.

Scream when someone is about to tee off

And I’m not talking about doing this when your friend is teeing off.  I’m talking bringing a giant whistle or just screaming yourself.   Just let the loudest sound possible come out when a total stranger is teeing off.  Sure you’ll get into a fight but there will be laughs all around for the first minute or so.

Sneak on

At least once in your life you gotta try and squeeze in a few free holes right?  I used to sneak on to a pitch and putt once a week during a summer when I knew the place was closed.  I got caught once and didn’t get in trouble.  Totally worth it.